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Subject: Re: First Visit - Let's have a joke!


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小雄彈你
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Date Posted: 14:08:38 10/20/02 Sun
In reply to: Tony 's message, "First Visit - Let's have a joke!" on 21:44:25 10/17/02 Thu

>Hello everybody,
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>Be my first time here, I have nothing to give you as a
>gift but want to share a joke with you all.
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>Please note that this is intended for age over 18
>only. If you are under 18 (which I believe none of you
>are!), please do not scroll down to read. Enjoy...
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>>從前有一個住係海邊的亞婆,有一日佢見到兩個人跳海,佢去
>救左其中一個人,
>>而另一個救唔到。咁佢就打999報警。
>>電話一通,
>>婆婆就問:喂!係唔係鳩鳩鳩呀?(婆婆想問係唔999)
>>個差佬就答:乜撚野鳩鳩鳩呀?
>>婆婆就話la:有人屌"high"呀!(有人跳海)
>>個差佬就講:人地屌西關你撚事呀?
>>婆婆又話:一個有鳩,一個無鳩呀!(一個有救,一個冇救)
>>差佬就答佢:屌西當然要一個有鳩,一個冇鳩架啦!!!
>>婆婆就講:無鳩的叫得好大聲呀!
>>差佬又答佢:叫床丫嘛,嘈到你咩!亞婆,你之前食撚左乜野
>>搞撚到你講野on鳩鳩呀?
>>婆婆就佢喇:我之前食左臭化西囉!(我之前食左炒花生)


笑話就舊羇, 但勝在夠扺死, 哈哈!!

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