Lessons from the great PinBall Part II -- Union Against Dave Ramblings

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Date Posted: 19:45:42 06/27/01 Wed
Author: PinBall
Subject: Lessons from the great PinBall Part II

part ii

Ever notice that at a party little girls always surround the asshole. He is being a complete jerk but yet everyone seems to be interested in him. Especially the nice guys girlfriends. With this in mind I shouldn't have to explain that proper party conduct is very important. Treat your girlfriend like shit; this will make the other girls think that you are something special, since your girlfriend puts up with you. Use this opportunity to meet and talk to as many girls as you can. If you are a little shy around the female gender don't worry just get loaded with what ever you can scam off them. Even if you say something stupid they won't hold it against you because after all you are wasted right. This will make them think that you are a really cool person when you sober up.
Now you may have the concern that if you treat your girlfriend like shit she may dump you. Well that may happen but if she does she was too shallow a person for you anyways. So now you are all alone?... wrong, remember all those girls you were talking to, they will be flocking to you now. Now this is an important step, be an asshole dwell on that fact that you have been emotionally crushed, this will excuse your future behavior allowing you to meet even more girls but yet at the same time gain lots of attention and sympathy from the one you are currently targeting to fuck.

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