Lessons from the great Pinball part v and vi -- Union Against Dave Ramblings

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Date Posted: 09:54:40 07/12/01 Thu
Author: suburbia
Subject: Lessons from the great Pinball part v and vi

part v

Another thing, all assholes like to fuck goats. Who cares if the old lady doesn't want watch you fuck them. Does she give you the old "if you fuck them and we have sex you will be thinking of the goat on the farm" Just tell her that you are thinking of the goat but are having sex with her so she should consider herself lucky.

part vi

When the time comes when you want to get a goat into bed (which should be the first day you meet him) don't be afraid to use a little alcohol to let your true feelings flow. Your feelings should include such things as saying that you love him very much and would like to feel warm goat penis on your cheek.

When it comes to fucking a goat don't settle for second best, remember a person of your stature deserves whatever you want. Never give him more time to think about performing a certain sexual act for you. If you want him to suck you off you make her do it right there and then but be careful, goats tend to bite. If he hesitates force him into doing it. Don't feel bad, its just a goat and its a big farm. If you don't do it someone else will, and they might not be as nice as you. You wouldn't want that to happen would you? While on the subject of being blown I should mention that fucking goats up the ass is another worthwhile act to do. Try to do this as casually as you can like it is expected out of all goats. If he objects tell him you will be a nice guy and take it slow, but for shit sakes don't ever be a real nice guy and let a goat get away without a good butt fuck. If a goat ever runs out on you don't worry. Even if he tells his friends what you were demanding of him. For animals are weird. Listen in to their conversations sometimes. You will hear one goat complain that the farmer with a mullet from Tillsonburg "made" him do some sexual act. At the time it is made to seem that the animals were on his side but the truth is that half of them will go home and do the same thing to their farmers with mullets from Tillsonburg because they want to. So by him telling other animals that only helps you out, for he is advertising for you that you enjoy the kinky things with animals that most animals just love to do but hate to admit. Remember no one is made to do anything, if they do it; it is of their own choosing.

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