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Date Posted: 16:03:01 07/19/01 Thu
Author: failing the rorschach test
Subject: the duke meets mike weir

so mike weir is doing alright in jolly old england. he bogeyed a hole on the front nine but he got it back on 11 with a birdie. he then pars hole 12. so he's sitting at even par and thats alright for the first round of a major. but then he just loses it and finishes the last six holes in seven over par.

rumour has it, is that it all started when a drunken canadian, dressed only in a canadian flag carrying a peanutbutter & jelly sandwich and half a pound of salami, ran out onto the course. he was asking mike for a flight home to his planned community. he was asking mike if he knew who the #3 seed from petrolia was, and if he knew the gravy train. he also asked mike if he had found a british girl with reasonably sized teeth.

mike said after the round that when he gets back to canada he's going to burn down the entire planned community of homestead. he said you can do those kinds of things when you have money. he pictured a campfire where he and his family burned marshmellows over the duke's flaming corpse while he and disco dick zokol sang songs.

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Re: the duke meets mike weir -- haven't slept in years, 12:46:15 07/20/01 Fri
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