Re: UAD Support -- Union Against Dave Ramblings

[ Show ]

Support VoyForums

[ Shrink ]

VoyForums Announcement: Programming and providing support for this service has been a labor of love since 1997. We are one of the few services online who values our users' privacy, and have never sold your information. We have even fought hard to defend your privacy in legal cases; however, we've done it with almost no financial support -- paying out of pocket to continue providing the service. Due to the issues imposed on us by advertisers, we also stopped hosting most ads on the forums many years ago. We hope you appreciate our efforts.

Show your support by donating any amount. (Note: We are still technically a for-profit company, so your contribution is not tax-deductible.) PayPal Acct: Feedback:

Donate to VoyForums (PayPal):

[ Login ] [ Main index ] [ Post a new message ] [ Search | Check update time ]

[ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ]

Date Posted: 09:33:42 09/19/01 Wed
Author: Pinball Incorporated
Subject: Re: UAD Support
In reply to: Larry King 's message, "UAD Support" on 11:19:12 09/17/01 Mon

Larry,

There are some wild allegations made in your statements made on Monday and we here at Pinball Incorporated feel we should set the record straight. First off, PB Inc. , while finicially stable and in a position to offer money, manpower and engineering genius, we currently have all resources devoted to creating a lavish underground bunker to protect our interests, namely porno, from terrorist sources. We cannot comment on any rumours that the UAD headquarters was a target but since PBI has such close union ties with the UAD, we here at PBI would agree to a meeting with UAD representatives to discuss security procedures in the event of a future terrorist threat.

Secondly, while PBI frequently question the whereabouts and sanity of our founder we are not in a legal position to terminate his position (self appointed position of CEO and president in charge of porno and/or young girls) or his porno division.

The great pinball was last seen on tuesday sept. 11 with one of our vps in an apartment located in the armpit of Ontario. All members of PBI have been accounted for.

PBI would like to stress tolerance at this time. The great pinball in the past has spoken highly of the Islamic porn industry and has many business ties associated with middle eastern porno. To show just how tolerant he is the great pinball is considering converting to Islam, in which case he would have to change his name. We here at PBI cannot confirm nor deny the ensuing name will be Pinball bin Laden but we can add that other rumours we have heard include simply pin Laden, Osama pin Balen, Pinballs bin Ballen, and Chung der bin Laden.

[ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ]