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Subject: NRA exposed:PT. 4

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StranGE SilencE

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Date Posted: 14:17:03 09/18/02 Wed

HELLO AGAIN FOLKS:

Welcome again to QUAKELAND NEWS, I took a leave of absence for a while and now am back to bring all the gossip you've been missing out on. Well most of you might know by now that I was a member of NRA and now have left to pursuit my own goals with my own clan. But while in NRA I learned that apart form being the "unspoken" leader, NIL is also their counselor. I've found a few letters that I stole from his desk while cleaning out my locker in NRA facilities. Check them out:

Dear NIL:(Due to poor spelling, I was able DECIIPHER and REWRITE this after a few ANACINS and lots of CORONAS ughhh my achy head)

My boyfriend told me he was a furry. I didn't have any idea what he meant, so he explained to me that he wanted to have sex in a costume that was basically paws, a tail, and maybe some other catlike features. I'm not a furry, but I would like to surprise him and try this out. I tried finding a costume online but so far all I can find are the type that look like high-school mascots, and this isn't what he's into. Is there a place where other "furries" go to get their costumes online?

your FURRY BEAVER MASCOT
JILL

Dear Nil:

I have a question about another fetish. I am a male with unusually large testicles. Judging from the girlfirends I've had and the porn I've seen, my balls are bigger than most. Are there people out there who would fetishize my freakish nuts? A rudimentary search at Google turned up nothing.

UNUSUALLY SWOLLEN TESTIES
AWOL

In another letter KERFOKER WRITES:

Dear NIL:

I have a girlfriend and everything is pretty good. However, she has yet to give up her ass to me. She says that's for her husband on her wedding night so she can offer him something that no other man has ever had. I told her in order to get me to marry her she must give up the ass first. Either way, she's scared and thinks it will hurt. Do you have any suggestions on how I might be able to sway her?

Hot for Butt Lovin'
KERFOKER

DEAR NIL:

Me and my younger brother are in our 20s and live together. We are Q3 geeks and this fact doesn't make us chick magnets. Point of story: Both of us have to masturbate. The thing is, I always do it in private, while my bro does it when he thinks I'm asleep. Sometimes I'm not. Should I go out and get drunk and bring it up? The thing is, I don't think it's fair to confront him about his beating off without admitting that I do it too.

Q

Well there you have it folks, stay tuned for more NRA goodies once I straighten out my files. FRAG you all later.

Silence :]

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Replies:

Subject	Author	Date
Re: NRA exposed:PT. 4	blondie	15:31:20 09/18/02 Wed

silence...my man	NRA*nil	15:37:34 09/18/02 Wed
Re: silence...my man -- kerfoker, 20:15:51 09/18/02 Wed Re: silence...my man -- NRAnil, 10:25:56 09/19/02 Thu*
Re: NRA exposed:PT. 4	Thijsje	01:38:36 09/20/02 Fri