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Date Posted: 15:31:20 09/18/02 Wed
In reply to:
StranGE SilencE
's message, "NRA exposed:PT. 4" on 14:17:03 09/18/02 Wed
> hello Mr Silence
Thanks for the laugh. You always are good for a laugh. Back in the days of being a newbie it was one of the things that attraced me to this board. Nice to see you vist us hope you do it again!!!!!!!!!
smile all it makes the world a brighter place
Blondie
HELLO AGAIN FOLKS:
>
> Welcome again to QUAKELAND NEWS, I took a leave of
>absence for a while and now am back to bring all the
>gossip you've been missing out on. Well most of you
>might know by now that I was a member of NRA and now
>have left to pursuit my own goals with my own clan.
>But while in NRA I learned that apart form being the
>"unspoken" leader, NIL is also their counselor. I've
>found a few letters that I stole from his desk while
>cleaning out my locker in NRA facilities. Check them
>out:
>
>Dear NIL:(Due to poor spelling, I was able DECIIPHER
>and REWRITE this after a few ANACINS and lots of
>CORONAS ughhh my achy head)
>
> My boyfriend told me he was a furry. I didn't have
>any idea what he meant, so he explained to me that he
>wanted to have sex in a costume that was basically
>paws, a tail, and maybe some other catlike features.
>I'm not a furry, but I would like to surprise him and
>try this out. I tried finding a costume online but so
>far all I can find are the type that look like
>high-school mascots, and this isn't what he's into. Is
>there a place where other "furries" go to get their
>costumes online?
>
> your FURRY BEAVER
>MASCOT
> JILL
>
>Dear Nil:
>
> I have a question about another fetish. I am a male
>with unusually large testicles. Judging from the
>girlfirends I've had and the porn I've seen, my balls
>are bigger than most. Are there people out there who
>would fetishize my freakish nuts? A rudimentary search
>at Google turned up nothing.
>
> UNUSUALLY SWOLLEN
>TESTIES
> AWOL
>
>In another letter KERFOKER WRITES:
>
>Dear NIL:
>
> I have a girlfriend and everything is pretty good.
>However, she has yet to give up her ass to me. She
>says that's for her husband on her wedding night so
>she can offer him something that no other man has ever
>had. I told her in order to get me to marry her she
>must give up the ass first. Either way, she's scared
>and thinks it will hurt. Do you have any suggestions
>on how I might be able to sway her?
>
> Hot for Butt
>Lovin'
> KERFOKER
>
>
>DEAR NIL:
>
>Me and my younger brother are in our 20s and live
>together. We are Q3 geeks and this fact doesn't make
>us chick magnets. Point of story: Both of us have to
>masturbate. The thing is, I always do it in private,
>while my bro does it when he thinks I'm asleep.
>Sometimes I'm not. Should I go out and get drunk and
>bring it up? The thing is, I don't think it's fair to
>confront him about his beating off without admitting
>that I do it too.
>
> Q
>
> Well there you have it folks, stay tuned for more
>NRA goodies once I straighten out my files. FRAG you
>all later.
>
>
>
>Silence :]
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