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Date Posted: 19:45:45 06/19/03 Thu
Author: Lijdrec
Author Host/IP: oc-nas-04-s101.cinergycom.net / 216.135.22.101
Subject: First post by a VoyForums Member on the ENB!!!

Which RachelX will probably delete so she can claim to be first! Oh well....

Say Rachel! You cannot put your X after your name here now and still be a member post... I think!?!?

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[> Walking on thin ice Lij, telling Rachel she can't use her "X"! -- natas *waits for backlash*, 10:16:26 06/20/03 Fri (adsl-64-123-145-144.dsl.okcyok.swbell.net/64.123.145.144)

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[> I guess so.....All The Gay That's Fit To Print. (NC-17 or thereabouts) -- Lijdrec, 13:24:00 06/20/03 Fri (oc-nas-04-s215.cinergycom.net/216.135.22.215)

Gabby's post in the Baptist thread on the NB inspired me to create a few slogans.....
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Let the Butt-Fucking Begin.

Life's Pretty Straight Without Butt-Fucking.

Today's Butt-Fucking, Since 5600 B.C.E.

Leave the Butt-Fucking to Us.

Mom Knows How They Make Butt-Fucking So Creamy.

Would You Give Someone Your Last Butt-Fuck?

If You've Got the Time, We've Got the Butt-Fucking.

Beware of Knock-off Butt-Fuck.

Stop. Go. Butt-Fuck.

Get Serious. Get Butt-Fucking.

Get the Back Door - It's Butt-Fucking!

From Our Butt-Fuck to Yours.

Bridge That Gap with a Butt-Fuck.

Nothing Works Better Than a Butt-Fuck.

Plop, Plop, Fizz, Fizz, Oh, What a Butt-Fuck it is!

Does She or Doesn't She? Only Her Butt-Fucker Knows for Sure.

Go Crack a Butt-Fuck.

You Need A Butt-Fucking.

Have a Butt-Fuck and Smile.

It's How Butt-Fucking Is Done.

Better Living Through Butt-Fucking.

So Easy, No Wonder Butt-Fucking is #1.

Smart. Beautiful. Butt-Fucker.

We Don't Make Butt-Fucking. We Make Butt-Fucking Better.

Don't Leave Home Without a Butt-Fuck.

Don't You Just Love a Butt-Fucking?

Built Butt-Fucking Tough.

Butt-Fucking Just Feels Right.

Good To The Last Butt-Fucking.

Behold the Power of Butt-Fucking.

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So why did I post this here and not the NB??
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[> [> Addendum..... more that just came to mind.... -- Lijdrec, 14:06:14 06/20/03 Fri (oc-nas-04-s215.cinergycom.net/216.135.22.215)

I Liked The Butt-Fucking So Much, I Bought The Company!

The Sweet You Can't Eat Without Butt-Fucking.

The Paradise Of the Butt-Fuck.

Beanz Meanz Butt-Fucking.

Show Me The Butt-Fucking!

Get More From Butt-Fucking.

We're with the Butt-Fucking.

We Bring Butt-Fucking to Life.

Do You Eat The Butt-Fucker First?

For That Deep Down Body Butt-Fuck.

A Butt-Fucking A Day Helps You Work, Rest and Play.

There's First Love, and Then There's Butt-Fucking Love.

I am Stuck on Butt-Fucking, 'Cause Butt-Fucking's Stuck on Me.

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[> [> [> LMAO -- Kim, 14:56:41 06/20/03 Fri (users.nctcog.dst.tx.us/65.198.160.130)

Why didn't you post those on the NB??

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[> [> [> [> Because someone might complain..... uh, and more.... -- Lijdrec, 15:15:16 06/20/03 Fri (oc-nas-04-s133.cinergycom.net/216.135.22.133)

There have been some that have said that I am only thinking about the gay anymore... might be so, I dunno....

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Four out of Five Dentists Recommend Butt-Fucking.

Butt-Fucking Comes to Those Who Wait.

Good Honest Butt-Fucking Since 1979.

I Want My Butt-Fucking.

Butt-Fucking is so Bracing.

Butt-Fucking is My Anti-Drug.

Fresh from the Captain's Butt-Fucking.

You Can't Get Quicker Than a Butt-Fucker.

Probably The Best Butt-Fucking In The World.

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[> [> [> [> Ok... I combined them and posted them under Gabs' post on the Advert generator. -- Lijdrec, 15:24:23 06/20/03 Fri (oc-nas-04-s133.cinergycom.net/216.135.22.133)

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[> OK, buddy! You're about to be DELETED!!!!! -- Rachel, 11:07:39 06/27/03 Fri (c68.184.185.77.ts46v-06.otn-b2.ftwrth.tx.charter.com/68.184.185.77)

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[> [> For my Butt-Fucking slogans or for being first to post as a member? -- Lijdrec, 16:14:02 06/27/03 Fri (oc-nas-04-s249.cinergycom.net/216.135.22.249)

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