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[> [> [> Re: ! -- Cerdjil, 11:42:35 01/03/03 Fri (oc-nas-04-s89.cinergycom.net/216.135.22.89)

HU'S ON FIRST!

>
>*Upon learning that HU JINTAO was named the new chief of the Communist
>Party in China, playwright Jim Sherman wrote the following. It's a parody
>of the old Abbott & Costello classic "Who's On First". The conversation is
>the Oval Office of the White House, between Pres. George W. Bush and
>Secretary of Defense Condoleezza Rice.

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[> [> [> Re: ! -- Cerdjil, 11:45:22 01/03/03 Fri (oc-nas-04-s89.cinergycom.net/216.135.22.89)

HU'S ON FIRST!

>
>*Upon learning that HU JINTAO was named the new chief of the Communist
>Party in China, playwright Jim Sherman wrote the following. It's a parody
>of the old Abbott & Costello classic "Who's On First". The conversation is
>the Oval Office of the White House, between Pres. George W. Bush and
>Secretary of Defense Condoleezza Rice.

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[> [> Re: !HU! -- Cerdjil, 12:10:59 01/03/03 Fri (oc-nas-04-s121.cinergycom.net/216.135.22.121)

HU'S ON FIRST!

Upon learning that HU JINTAO was named the new chief of the Communist Party in China, playwright Jim Sherman wrote the following. It's a parody of the old Abbott & Costello classic "Who's On First". The conversation is the Oval Office of the White House, between President George W. Bush and Secretary of Defense Condoleezza Rice.
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HU'S ON FIRST!

Pres: Condi! Good to see you. What's happening?
Rice: Sir, I have the report about the new leader of China.
Pres: Great. Lay it on me.
Rice: Hu is the new leader of China.
Pres: That's what I want to know.
Rice: That's what I'm telling you.
Pres: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
Rice: Yes.
Pres: I mean the fellow's name.
Rice: Hu.
Pres: The guy in China.
Rice: Hu.
Pres: The new leader of China.
Rice: Hu.
Pres: The Chinaman!
Rice: Hu is leading China.
Pres: Now whaddya asking me for?
Rice: I'm trying to tell you Hu is leading China.
Pres: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
Rice: That's the man's name.
Pres: That's who's name?
Rice: Yes.
Pres: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the leader of China?
Rice: Yes, sir.
Pres: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
Rice: That's correct.
Pres: Then who is in China?
Rice: Yes, sir.
Pres: Yassir is in China?
Rice: No, sir.
Pres: Then who is?
Rice: Yes, sir.
Pres: Yassir?
Rice: No, sir.
Pres: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
Rice: Kofi?
Pres: No, thanks.
Rice: You don't want Kofi?
Pres: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
Rice: Yes, sir.
Pres: Not Yassir!! The guy at the U.N.
Rice: Kofi?
Pres: Milk!! Will you please make the call?
Rice: And call who?
Pres: Who is the guy at the U.N.?
Rice: Hu is the guy in China.
Pres: Will you please stay out of China?!!
Rice: Yes, sir.
Pres: And stay out of the Middle East, too! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
Rice: Kofi.
Pres: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone!
(Rice picks up the phone and speaks into it)
Rice: Rice, here!
Pres: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Y'know, maybe we should send some to that new guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East?

(Fade Out)

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[> [> Re: ! -- Cerdjil, 13:32:58 01/03/03 Fri (oc-nas-04-s121.cinergycom.net/216.135.22.121)