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Date Posted: 12:49:26 12/23/02 Mon
Author: GabrielX
Author Host/IP: electra.rega-sense.ch / 194.153.188.3
Subject: I'm keeping my X here! *hugs X*

I wonder why my Dad thinks "fuck" is a dirty word. After all, it's only an expression about the human act of reproduction. Much less insulting than his "Goddammit" because we really don't want God to damn anyone, do we? and if I say "fuck you", which is rarely in his presence, since I know he doesn't like it, it's actually a nice hopeful comment. Especially to him, since I'm not sure when he last got any. Judging by his temper, sometime in the last decade. But then, I found some black lingerie in the closet the last time I went to look for socks in my parents room, and I don't think it's there to tempt moths. Although that visual is much less disturbing.

I wonder if you can have sex with a radioactive thing in your scrotum. Isn't that damaging? I mean, it's there to get rid on cancer, somehow, but it can't be too healthy in the long run. Or maybe it's stimulating. Maybe it's an element of danger. Or maybe it's bad for potence.

I wonder how sex is for a man. Apparently, the female orgasm is longer than the male's, so neener neener neener, all you X-chromosons. But what's it like having a penis? How the hell can you ride a bike with that? And isn't it painfully obvious whenever you have a hard-on? Still, I'd like to have a penis for a day. Lucky Hermione in Fire and Rose, she got to. Even if it was Snape's. A penis attached to a greasy haired ex-Death Eater is better than no penis at all. If you're a man, that is. I know a few men who would have their dick bronzed if they weren't so chicken.

I like chicken. They make yummy eggs and their breast's taste good, too. Chicken's are so useful, they should be my favorite animal. But they aren't, cats are. And now I'm hungry. I think I will go eat some chicken or some of their eggs.

*goes to eat chicken or some of their eggs*

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[> I don't suppose you would share some of those drugs GabbyX?!?! -- natas :-P, 17:12:53 12/25/02 Wed (adsl-208-191-4-65.adsl.okcyok.swbell.net/208.191.4.65)


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[> [> Nope! *hugs drugs* -- Gabriel, 05:34:49 12/27/02 Fri (electra.rega-sense.ch/194.153.188.3)

Besides, unless you have them prescribed like I do, you'd go insane!

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[> [> [> Dammit! Forgot my X... -- GabrielX, 05:36:20 12/27/02 Fri (electra.rega-sense.ch/194.153.188.3)


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[> About the radiation.... -- Lijdrec, 07:59:06 12/27/02 Fri (oc-nas-04-s57.cinergycom.net/216.135.22.57)


Gabby....

I had radiation therapy down in that region for testicular cancer... imagine you're talking about cancer of the prostate and I have heard that the implantation procedure can be very successful. But radiation kills cells... and it doesn't really matter what cell it kills. So my guess is that he isn't feeling very much sexy right now. I know I wasn't when my cock slipped one day during a treatment and got a shot of radiation! That skin is tender, and much with the nerve connections, ouch!


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[> [> Yeah, that's what I meant... -- GabrielX, 07:17:56 12/28/02 Sat (electra.rega-sense.ch/194.153.188.3)

for prostate cancer. I hear it's pretty common for not-so-young men, but usually doesn't get treated since most patients rarely notice due to other illnesses or die before it gets serious. Sad but true, I guess!


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[> Gabby, you make me larf my arse off!!! -- RachelX, 16:48:50 12/27/02 Fri (inktomi5-not.server.ntl.com/62.254.0.8)

Who gave you X priveleges, huh? HUH????????????? ;o.)


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[> [> King Andy gave Xs to everyone over at his rectum-brown board! -- GabrielX, 07:11:24 12/28/02 Sat (electra.rega-sense.ch/194.153.188.3)

So it was a few months ago but...isn't that nice?! ;-)


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[> [> [> That's cus Andy's cute and sweet! I'm not. I'm a bitch!!!!!!! -- RachelX, 07:22:40 12/28/02 Sat (inktomi5-not.server.ntl.com/62.254.0.8)

hehe!!!

it's ok, you can have an X. I'll just be RachelZ instead!


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[> [> [> [> LOL! Hail the kings and bitches! -- GabrielABC..., 08:20:26 12/28/02 Sat (electra.rega-sense.ch/194.153.188.3)


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