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Date Posted: 19:52:18 03/19/03 Wed
Author: Hitman
Subject: Damn I love my life!


The scene starts at a strip bar where Hitman is with his partner Tyrone and Tyrone is up at the stage getting drunk putting ten dollar bills in the strippers thong! Hitman is sitting with seven beautiful babes all at his table. Tanya and Dawn are admiring his chest then they ask "Amazing One” what it’s like to be the future biggest star on Glory. I think they might regret to hear his long story!!

.:{“ The Amazing One“ Hitman}:. Well Maria and Danielle it all started when I was a kid and I always wanted to grow up and be the best wrestler ever. And now I am in the CWF I have that chance, I am about to take Glory over by storm and no I am gonna take the entire CWF over by storm!!

.:{“ Beautiful Girl “ Tanya}:. You got our names wrong. It’s Tanya and Dawn!

.:{“ The Amazing One“ Hitman}:. Oh whatever, I am only here for fun not any long-term stuff so calm it (laugh’s)…. Why don’t you show me that trick again with your double jointed legs wrapped round your head?

.:{“ Beautiful Girl “ Ann Marie}:. That was me (laughs) You obviously get around a lot of girls eh…… ok I’ll show you if you let me feel on your chest some more!

.:{“ The Amazing One“ Hitman}:. Fine by me here take a shot of feeling it Tanya, man I am terrible with names (laughs) ……. Tyrone are you enjoying yourself over there?

.:{“ Hitman's Best Friend “ Tyrone}:. Whooooo Hooooooo I am loving this and I wouldn’t mind getting a round of girls like you have over there Whooooo Hooooooo !!!!

.:{“ Beautiful Girl “ Dawn}:. Yeah come into the CWF and we’ll let you sit here next time (laughs jokingly)

.:{“ The Amazing One“ Hitman}:. I wouldn’t worry about that after he gets cleared from his doctor about that shoulder and neck injury. Tyrone come over here to the table, there plenty of fine bitches over here that you can play with (laughs) besides that stripper has made more money tonight from you than she ever has in her life!!

.:{“ Hitman's Best Friend “ Tyrone}:. No I don’t wanna cause I like her!

.:{“ The Amazing One“ Hitman}:. Tyrone I need to discuss some business about tactics in this match. Get over here and I’ll share some girls with you.

.:{“ Hitman's Best Friend “ Tyrone}:. Ok but I wanna bring Nicola the stripper over….. I’ll ask her + pay her (hehe) …… “Hey Nicole wanna come over there with my friend and his company?”

.:{“ The Stripper “ Nicole}:. Sure I mean you are paying my years salary the way your going ….why not!

The stripper goes over to Hitman’s table with Tyrone and sits next to Tyrone. Hitman then shouts over something about the tactics of the Hysteria match but Tyrone fails to listen so he shouts louder and again no response. He stands up getting angry and then says.

.:{“ The Amazing One“ Hitman}:. Are you listening to me Tyrone ?

.:{“ Hitman's Best Friend “ Tyrone}:. Sorry I was distracted by Nicole. What were you saying buddy?

.:{“ The Amazing One“ Hitman}:. I was saying what am I gonna do for a game plan to beat Hysteria?

.:{“ Hitman's Best Friend “ Tyrone}:. Eh you’ll need to watch for Hysteria's finisher!

.:{“ The Amazing One“ Hitman}:.Yeah I bet he aint ever kissed a woman. Anyways that aint good enough cause I know that he is in that PRO title tourney and he must be pretty hard to beat sicne he defeated Manson. But as you know it aint gonna be hard for me because no-one is a better wrestler on the planet and in history than myself.

.:{“ Hitman's Best Friend “ Tyrone}:. Yeah your right Hitman and come soon I’ll be able to fight for a damn place in Glory. As you all know I love GOLD and I especially want any kind of gold so I got the right determination you know!

.:{“ The Amazing One“ Hitman}:. I know you do Tyrone and GOLD might be your thing but mine is power and power comes to me in many different ways and I will be the greatest star in history!

.:{“ The Stripper “ Nicole}:. I like rap music and I hear you’re a rap star is that right?

.:{“ The Amazing One“ Hitman}:. Yeah I am in the world’s greatest group called Greatness and I’d be glad to give you tickets to one of our small concerts!

.:{“ The Stripper “ Nicole}:. Thanks, Tyrone baby do you do rap music?

.:{“ Hitman's Best Friend “ Tyrone}:. (nervous to answer) …. EH of course I am Nicole, I am in Greatness as well!

.:{“ The Amazing One“ Hitman}:. NO YOU AIN’T!!

.:{“ Hitman's Best Friend “ Tyrone}:. (makes face for Hitman to lie) I aint what?

.:{“ The Amazing One“ Hitman}:. You aint in Fateness!

.:{“ Hitman's Best Friend “ Tyrone}:. I never said Fateness. I said Greatness.

.:{“ The Amazing One“ Hitman}:. Oh right, yeah you are your in Greatness as well!

.:{“ Hitman's Best Friend “ Tyrone}:. (winks saying thanks silently)

.:{“ The Stripper “ Nicola}:. Really? WOAH Tyrone I think I like you!!

.:{“ Hitman's Best Friend “ Tyrone}:. (huge grin) Thanks and I will get you a seat at Glory so you can watch Hitman beat the hell out of Hysteria.

.:{“ The Amazing One“ Hitman}:. Yeah well we got to do some tactics and keep up our great training sessions.
.:{“ The Stripper “ Nicole}:. I used to think Hysteria was hot but then he got ugly when I really looked at him. Tyrone is must hotter I think.

.:{“ Hitman's Best Friend “ Tyrone}:. (huge cheezy grin)

.:{“ Beautiful Girl “ Ann Marie}:. Yeah but Hitman is hotter I mean he has all the money!

.:{“ Hitman's Best Friend “ Tyrone}:. Alright it don’t matter who hotter the only thing that matters is I am right in with her…. I mean maybe (laughs)

.:{“ The Stripper “ Nicole}:. Wanna go for an early night?

.:{“ Hitman's Best Friend “ Tyrone}:. Talk some other time about the match I gotta go somewhere

Just as Tyrone leaves the Strip Bar with the stripper he gets stopped by a couple of bouncers. They tell him that he will have to wait till her shift is finished!

.:{“ Hitman's Best Friend “ Tyrone}:. No way man I am off with her and there nothing your doing about it!

The bouncer calls for some backup and then when they big guys get there the go for Tyrone. Tyrone is fighting them back but they are over powering him and Nicole the stripper stands aside. Tyrone runs back in the pub for Hitman and Hitman sees this. Hitman gets up and runs to help out Tyrone and both men start kicking the bouncers asses. Tyrone turns round and says to Hitman when the bouncers are knocked out…

.:{“ Hitman's Best Friend “ Tyrone}:. Do you wanna put them threw that table over there? And give them I slice of TLC action?

.:{“ The Amazing One“ Hitman}:. Sure ill get some chairs (laughs)

Tyrone picks up the bouncer and rolls him onto the table. He gets onto the table and gives in a pile driver threw it. Hitman starts cleaning some bouncers clocks with some chairs. They then leave the bar and go to there limo and get dropped off at there place. Tyrone says to Hitman…

.:{“ Hitman's Best Friend “ Tyrone}:. At least we got some practice with tables and chairs (laughs)

.:{“ The Amazing One“ Hitman}:. Yeah Women they are nothing but trouble. Anyways I will see you later.

.:{“ Hitman's Best Friend “ Tyrone}: Yep later Alex and make sure you have your mind on the match against Hysteria and not those girls.

.:{“ The Amazing One“ Hitman}:. Dude the only thing I can think about except girls is that match. I cant wait to clean up titles in CWF!

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