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Subject: Great Conversations


Author:
Ryan Austin
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Date Posted: 22:34:14 10/12/02 Sat

Now, I know what you guys are saying amongst your groups. "Ryan is too much of a nice guy! Why doesn't he rip on Jenn more often?" well, here it is, for all you fans in the cheap-seats:


IIOBlondieOII: Wait are you ryan?
Black Mesa Sol: yes.
IIOBlondieOII: Well HI there
Black Mesa Sol: hi.
IIOBlondieOII: umm i have a question for ya
IIOBlondieOII: do you know who this is?
Black Mesa Sol: I don't particularly CARE who this is, but I could probably figure it out easily enough.
Black Mesa Sol: I am going to guess
Black Mesa Sol: hmmm
IIOBlondieOII: really
Black Mesa Sol: Jen
IIOBlondieOII: damn stright!
IIOBlondieOII: Im here for force you to see i can be sweet
Black Mesa Sol: I could tell by the lack of grammar and obvious lack of half a brain
IIOBlondieOII: Im a blond it is my birth right!
Black Mesa Sol: not really
Black Mesa Sol: I know many blonde people who can talk without making everyone in the room gag
Black Mesa Sol: Maile and Erin, for that matter
IIOBlondieOII: Look
IIOBlondieOII: i dont care what you and your sorry ass has to say aight???
Black Mesa Sol: then why did you IM me?
IIOBlondieOII: becasue
Black Mesa Sol: seems like a waste of time
Black Mesa Sol: hypocrite.
IIOBlondieOII: Ryan will you shut your lame ass up for one damn minute?
Black Mesa Sol: and I bashed you out of your Article position as a kind act to humanity
IIOBlondieOII: Well if that was you then
Black Mesa Sol: it was hurting the world to let you voice your opinion publicly
IIOBlondieOII: THANK YOU SO MUCH!
IIOBlondieOII: this is serious
IIOBlondieOII: thank you
Black Mesa Sol: I am being serious
IIOBlondieOII: thank you thank you thank you
IIOBlondieOII: i didnt want to stay on it!
Black Mesa Sol: right
Black Mesa Sol: tell yourself whatever you want
IIOBlondieOII: you just took a hell of alot off my mind
IIOBlondieOII: ask any one else
Black Mesa Sol: they all agree
IIOBlondieOII: i was prasing them as well
Black Mesa Sol: it's a cover
IIOBlondieOII: fine
IIOBlondieOII: i dont care
IIOBlondieOII: i have have a fencee and dont need that
Black Mesa Sol: you have have a fencee, eh?
IIOBlondieOII: i wanted it to voice my opinion but i has to stick to BPC and frankly i cant handle that
IIOBlondieOII: yea i do
IIOBlondieOII: Czar
Black Mesa Sol: sadly enough, there is no word in the English language spelled f-e-n-s-e-e
IIOBlondieOII: well im sorry im not a fuckin spelling be nerd queen aight?
IIOBlondieOII: im a hard core scater and spelling has never halped me before
Black Mesa Sol: there is a difference between "Spelling queen" and being someone who SPEAKS ENGLISH
Black Mesa Sol: good! go into skateboarding!
Black Mesa Sol: people die in accidents all the time!
Black Mesa Sol: seeing you dead would make me believe in evolution again
IIOBlondieOII: why do you hate me?
IIOBlondieOII: you dont know me
Black Mesa Sol: because
Black Mesa Sol: I read your article
IIOBlondieOII: im sorry about that
Black Mesa Sol: you were sounded so moronic
IIOBlondieOII: you try to right an artical while your being bitched at and pmsing!
Black Mesa Sol: I couldn't stand it
Black Mesa Sol: before that
IIOBlondieOII: then dont read it
Black Mesa Sol: we bitched at you because you couldn't DO IT
Black Mesa Sol: you had no reason to be there
IIOBlondieOII: i didnt write so ryan would be happy
IIOBlondieOII: your right
IIOBlondieOII: i couldnt do it
Black Mesa Sol: you wrote it for yourself
IIOBlondieOII: i tried i failed and i was more then happy to get booted
Black Mesa Sol: which is the worst reason to write ANYTHING other than memoirs
IIOBlondieOII: look it is over
IIOBlondieOII: why are you living in the past?
IIOBlondieOII: so you have a reason to be a jerk?
IIOBlondieOII: lovely
Black Mesa Sol: i'm not
Black Mesa Sol: YOU IM'ed me
Black Mesa Sol: so I respond to you
Black Mesa Sol: if you would just go away then I woudln't say anything mean
IIOBlondieOII: i want to be nice
IIOBlondieOII: i feel bad for bitching
IIOBlondieOII: if you let my horrid grammer and spelling go i can be sweet
IIOBlondieOII: i hate the fact i was mean and bitched
IIOBlondieOII: and im sorry
Black Mesa Sol: then leave me alone
Black Mesa Sol: you aren't willing to bicker, then all the fun is gone
IIOBlondieOII: oh
IIOBlondieOII: you liek to bicker?!
IIOBlondieOII: like**
Black Mesa Sol: it's good fun
IIOBlondieOII: your so mean
Black Mesa Sol: I debate with smart people
Black Mesa Sol: but I bicker with inferiors
Black Mesa Sol: it's just FUN
IIOBlondieOII: INFERIOR?
IIOBlondieOII: ME
Black Mesa Sol: hehe
IIOBlondieOII: there is no way i am inferior to you!
IIOBlondieOII: you worhtless shit
Black Mesa Sol: sure you are
Black Mesa Sol: you're a moron
Black Mesa Sol: moron's aren't worth their chemical makeup
Black Mesa Sol: bet you're a fatty too
Black Mesa Sol: rolls over rolls?
Black Mesa Sol: jiggle while brushing your teeth>
Black Mesa Sol: ?
Black Mesa Sol: you put out for popularity, I can tell
IIOBlondieOII: WHAT?
IIOBlondieOII: I am not FAT!
IIOBlondieOII: there is no way u can call me fat!
IIOBlondieOII: at least i dont look like something a damn dog drug in
IIOBlondieOII: i cant belive ya called me fat
Black Mesa Sol: Drug?
Black Mesa Sol: wow
Black Mesa Sol: Why not?
Black Mesa Sol: I bet you are
Black Mesa Sol: if not, you will be
Black Mesa Sol: in about 15 years
Black Mesa Sol: you'll get married to an unemployed guy from upstate
Black Mesa Sol: he'll say "my wife ain't gonna work!"
IIOBlondieOII: Vous regarder les déchets de parc de trailor! je ne suis pas gros et si vous piss me de plus je ferai vous avez l'air de vous étiez seulement le succès par un ouragan, piquée par les milliards d'abeilles et vous battez jusqu'à votre noir et bleu!!
Black Mesa Sol: and you you'll sit on your ass popping chocolates all day while staring at the pool boy
IIOBlondieOII: Je peux nettoyer ma propre mare fichue! Mais au moins je wouldnt par-dessus le flux il!
Black Mesa Sol: and bees don't bruise people very easily
Black Mesa Sol: wow
IIOBlondieOII: J'ai fatigué si de votre shit sans valeur! votre pissin me de faire m'ai envie de crap. ..wait un sec que vous avez mis sait français! Mais je la bonne poire!
IIOBlondieOII: what>
IIOBlondieOII: what wow?
Black Mesa Sol: you just said that you can clean your own dead horse, but you wouldn't flow it
IIOBlondieOII: shit
IIOBlondieOII: i get my french mixed up
IIOBlondieOII: oops
IIOBlondieOII: lol
IIOBlondieOII: muh bad
IIOBlondieOII: you know french?
Black Mesa Sol: no, I took latin
Black Mesa Sol: using a translation program
IIOBlondieOII: Comment l'enfer vous savez français?!
Black Mesa Sol: I tired if of your shit without value! your pissin me to do want me crap. .. Wait a dry one that you put knows French! But I the good pear!
Black Mesa Sol: that is what you said
IIOBlondieOII: no im speakin french
IIOBlondieOII: thats not latin
Black Mesa Sol: I know
Black Mesa Sol: apparently you cannot READ
IIOBlondieOII: thats supposed to be french!
Black Mesa Sol: I said it is french
Black Mesa Sol: Try reading
IIOBlondieOII: wait wait wait
IIOBlondieOII: you said you took latin
Black Mesa Sol: yes
IIOBlondieOII: your using a traslator
IIOBlondieOII: cheater!
Black Mesa Sol: it's better than saying it INCORRECTLY
Black Mesa Sol: I mean, you called me a PEAR!
IIOBlondieOII: Por quê você deve queimar em cheating de inferno é baixo. ..wait você são abaixamento baixo as cadelas sujas de skanky.
IIOBlondieOII: i didnt
IIOBlondieOII: your translator is shitty
Black Mesa Sol: nope
Black Mesa Sol: it was your Spelling
Black Mesa Sol: it is so god awful that any honest Frenchman would shoot you if he had the chance
IIOBlondieOII: your using a translator
Black Mesa Sol: and you aren't speaking any language correctly
IIOBlondieOII: i think your translator is crap
Black Mesa Sol: hmm, nope, hasn't failed me yet
Black Mesa Sol: use it for french all the time
Black Mesa Sol: talk to french people over yahoo, use the translator, they understand, I understand
Black Mesa Sol: french, spanish, italian
IIOBlondieOII: ...
IIOBlondieOII: humm
Black Mesa Sol: you just need to be more literate
IIOBlondieOII: i need to learn how to kick your punkass over the computer
Black Mesa Sol: right
Black Mesa Sol: that's cute
Black Mesa Sol: fatty's going to try and hurt me
IIOBlondieOII: please stop im very self consious about my weight
Black Mesa Sol: then block me and be done with this wretched conversation
IIOBlondieOII: wait
IIOBlondieOII: you dont like to bicker?
IIOBlondieOII: i dont give up
Black Mesa Sol: I do
IIOBlondieOII: EVER
Black Mesa Sol: but I am bored ofy
Black Mesa Sol: of you*
Black Mesa Sol: you are just too dim-witted to be any fun
IIOBlondieOII: *rolls eyes* i have been sick of you to start with
Black Mesa Sol: then go away
IIOBlondieOII: i dont give up
IIOBlondieOII: im very competitive
Black Mesa Sol: sad
Black Mesa Sol: competitive, but never winning
IIOBlondieOII: your face is im sure
Black Mesa Sol: it's like a Tennesee Williams Play
IIOBlondieOII: never heard of it
IIOBlondieOII: never seen it
IIOBlondieOII: never want to
Black Mesa Sol: it's a PERSOn
Black Mesa Sol: moron
IIOBlondieOII: hell i dunna
IIOBlondieOII: i know hockey
Black Mesa Sol: he is one of the greatest american writers of all time
Black Mesa Sol: ooh
Black Mesa Sol: Hockey
IIOBlondieOII: Vin Deisel
Black Mesa Sol: that'll get you into stanford
Black Mesa Sol: Vin deisel is a bald whore
IIOBlondieOII: FUCKER
Black Mesa Sol: and hockey went down hill ever since gretsky left
IIOBlondieOII: never ever say that
IIOBlondieOII: about him
Black Mesa Sol: BALD
Black Mesa Sol: WHORE
IIOBlondieOII: VIN IS THE HOTTEST GUYS YOULL EVER SEE IN THIS LIFE TIME BUDDY!
IIOBlondieOII: DONT YOU DARE
IIOBlondieOII: YOU DONT KNOW HIM
IIOBlondieOII: I DONT KNOW HIM
IIOBlondieOII: BUT HE AINT NO WHORE
Black Mesa Sol: I just think it's sad
IIOBlondieOII: JUST BECASUE HE CAN GET BETTER GIRLS THEN YOU EVA WILL
IIOBlondieOII: I DONT CARE
Black Mesa Sol: that you are so unloved in life that you need to place affection in some bald celebrity
IIOBlondieOII: I DONT CARE WHAT YOU THINK?
Black Mesa Sol: yes
Black Mesa Sol: That WAS a question
IIOBlondieOII: DO YOU THINK I CARE
IIOBlondieOII: SERIOUSLY
Black Mesa Sol: I mean, it had a question mark
IIOBlondieOII: DO YOU THINK I CARE
Black Mesa Sol: so I answered
Black Mesa Sol: obviously
Black Mesa Sol: if you didn't
IIOBlondieOII: YOU ARE JUST A LAME ASS
Black Mesa Sol: then you wouldn't have IM'ed me
IIOBlondieOII: LIKE ALL THE OTHA FUCKERS OUT THERE
IIOBlondieOII: SERIOUSLY
IIOBlondieOII: I WAS TRYING TO BE NICE
IIOBlondieOII: BUT YOU JUST DONT TAKE IT
Black Mesa Sol: then be nice
Black Mesa Sol: and go away
IIOBlondieOII: IF IM NOT PERFECT I CANT TALK TO YOU
IIOBlondieOII: THAT BULL SHIT
IIOBlondieOII: BULL SHIT BULL SHIT BULL SHIT
IIOBlondieOII: I wont leave
IIOBlondieOII: you leave
Black Mesa Sol: no thanks
Black Mesa Sol: You are just boring me
IIOBlondieOII: boaring you? im sure if i was some skanky slut you wouldnt be board
Black Mesa Sol: a boar is a pig
IIOBlondieOII: your just like all the other lifeless guys
Black Mesa Sol: just like you!
IIOBlondieOII: look im sick of bickering
Black Mesa Sol: To the pig thing, I meant
IIOBlondieOII: ryan
Black Mesa Sol: and I have plenty of a life, just to let you know., That's why I only post once a week on the RPG
Black Mesa Sol: capitalize my name
IIOBlondieOII: ryan
IIOBlondieOII: ryan
IIOBlondieOII: ryan
Black Mesa Sol: wow
IIOBlondieOII: ill do it however the fuck i want
Black Mesa Sol: yes
IIOBlondieOII: aight?
Black Mesa Sol: and you'll look like a moron doing it
Black Mesa Sol: just like how you say "aight"
IIOBlondieOII: i dont care what you think
Black Mesa Sol: do you think you are a gangster?
IIOBlondieOII: no
Black Mesa Sol: or that it's a style?
Black Mesa Sol: it doesn't work for you
Black Mesa Sol: that'd be like a skinny white guy saying "dat's tight"
Black Mesa Sol: it makes you look stupid
IIOBlondieOII: white guys at my school say shit like that all the time
Black Mesa Sol: that's just sad
IIOBlondieOII: im so sick of your lazy lame ass
Black Mesa Sol: lazy? I am sitting here just like you
Black Mesa Sol: besides, you're the one that needs exercise
IIOBlondieOII: im standing you dumb ass
IIOBlondieOII: im not FAT
IIOBlondieOII: ok IM NOT FAT
IIOBlondieOII: you have not seen me
IIOBlondieOII: you cant say that
IIOBlondieOII: i may not be pretty but hell im not fat
Black Mesa Sol: jesus, you are beginning to depress me
IIOBlondieOII: why?
Black Mesa Sol: hey, just LIKE Jesus!
IIOBlondieOII: ?!
IIOBlondieOII: your one strange mutha
Black Mesa Sol: you are one stupid "mutha"
IIOBlondieOII: MOTHER sound BETTER?
Black Mesa Sol: yes
Black Mesa Sol: yes it does
IIOBlondieOII: do i care???
Black Mesa Sol: and no, I am afraid I can not bear children
IIOBlondieOII: ummmm NO
IIOBlondieOII: IM 15
IIOBlondieOII: im most likely older then you
Black Mesa Sol: mm, nope
IIOBlondieOII: how old are you then?
Black Mesa Sol: but that would be sad if you were
Black Mesa Sol: I am 17
Black Mesa Sol: I drive, I applied for my job, and I am going to college in just a few months
Black Mesa Sol: you on the other hand
Black Mesa Sol: I would STOP driving if YOU were on the roads
IIOBlondieOII: I am
IIOBlondieOII: :-D
IIOBlondieOII: i my moms Lexus SC430
IIOBlondieOII: thats what im learning on
Black Mesa Sol: the idea of a moron like you driving would make me refuse to drive
Black Mesa Sol: I drive the Lincoln equivilent of that when I want. but I prfer big cars]
Black Mesa Sol: Prefer*
IIOBlondieOII: im getting a civic EX
Black Mesa Sol: Civics suck
IIOBlondieOII: you suck
Black Mesa Sol: I am getting a Honda CR-V
IIOBlondieOII: guys
Black Mesa Sol: shweet stuff
Black Mesa Sol: (and yes, i chose to say shweet)
Black Mesa Sol: it's an accent, to accentuate. Not the same thing
IIOBlondieOII: ...
Black Mesa Sol: those four letters make all the difference
IIOBlondieOII: your an ass
Black Mesa Sol: and you are a fatty
IIOBlondieOII: im not fat
Black Mesa Sol: sure you are
IIOBlondieOII: u ass
Black Mesa Sol: So what do you weigh, 197?
IIOBlondieOII: less
IIOBlondieOII: u ass
Black Mesa Sol: I guess you stick to that word because it's the only one you know how to spell
IIOBlondieOII: you
Black Mesa Sol: I was talking about ASS
IIOBlondieOII: YOU PHYCOTIC ASS FUCKER
Black Mesa Sol: Phycotic?
Black Mesa Sol: Psychotic?
IIOBlondieOII: i can spell FUCK
Black Mesa Sol: ooh
Black Mesa Sol: doesn't that make you brilliant?
IIOBlondieOII: oh cry me a river build me a bridge and get ova it
Black Mesa Sol: That'd be a great college admission essay topic
Black Mesa Sol: "LÜk, mR. Colege Gy! I cen sepel FUCK"
Black Mesa Sol: by Jennifer Fat-stuff
IIOBlondieOII: Look Mr. Colage guy i can spell fuck
IIOBlondieOII: shit
IIOBlondieOII: i still spelled that thingie wrong
IIOBlondieOII: fucker
Black Mesa Sol: ROFL
IIOBlondieOII: rolls eyes
Black Mesa Sol: that was just sad
IIOBlondieOII: your point?
Black Mesa Sol: in all seriousness
Black Mesa Sol: you won't get into colleges
Black Mesa Sol: there is an admission essay error list
IIOBlondieOII: so?
Black Mesa Sol: and a limit
IIOBlondieOII: im still 15
Black Mesa Sol: they throw your essay away if you have over 7 spelling and grammatical errors
Black Mesa Sol: yes
Black Mesa Sol: but your spelling won't get any better
Black Mesa Sol: although people gather more information and wisdom as long as they live
IIOBlondieOII: ...
Black Mesa Sol: youy intelligence does not go up after you are 8
IIOBlondieOII: ...
Black Mesa Sol: so how you put things together, how well you understand things, and how well you remember things, are set for life
IIOBlondieOII: ...
Black Mesa Sol: in other words
Black Mesa Sol: you can never be any smarter than you are now
Black Mesa Sol: you can know more, but you can never be smarter
IIOBlondieOII: ...
Black Mesa Sol: and therefore
Black Mesa Sol: the prediction 'Jennifer Fat-Stuff goes to college' will never come true
IIOBlondieOII: ...
Black Mesa Sol: you know what I am going to do?
Black Mesa Sol: this is going to be my next post for my article!
IIOBlondieOII: ..
Black Mesa Sol: then everyone can call you Jennifer FatStuff!
IIOBlondieOII: ...
Black Mesa Sol: won't you be happy!
Black Mesa Sol: so I am off to do that
Black Mesa Sol: good bye, fatty

That was it. Today I decree: her name is Jennifer Fat-Stuff. remember that name: it's going no where.

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Subject: A moment for Jen


Author:
Ryan Austin
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Date Posted: 18:11:46 09/29/02 Sun

Jen will no longer be a columnist. This is a Triumph of our society! This club is making me proud! The system WORKS!
A few things, Jenny- My girl:

1.'Ryan' is a neutral name from Ancient Ireland, while 'Jen' is the monocure used commonly by whores living on the streets of Reno.
2. I only bitch because people like you LIVE.
3. Your last message will be the new comedy hit of the year. Rumor has it that Miramax is going to pick it up, correct its grammar, and redistribute it as a Special Edition of the Godfather 3!
4. You should be happy! The news of you leaving made so many people happy; its like Christmas in September for this club!

An Ode To Jen: Let you finally find your place on this earth: Six feet under.

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Subject: I'm in a bitchy mood


Author:
Ryan Austin
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Date Posted: 18:32:47 09/19/02 Thu

So Let's complain about the other columnists!

Now, I like to humbly consider my column as the words of god; Also, Maile's are sent by one hell of a demi-god. I'm not one to brag, but I am also smart and strong and I am, Of course, Batman.

I have to say that I dislike the other columnists we have lately. Jen, Stacey, and "timberwolf" all have their little quirks that lead me to strangle them in my best dreams. Jen (if that is her name) bitches all the time, Timberwolf never has ANYTHING to say, and all Stacey has said is "you people choose articles FOR me!" Look hun, I know you mean well, but your column is YOUR home. YOU tell them what YOU think. If they like it, they come back. They hate it, The fucking leave.

Enough of that.

I happen to hear your voiced opinion at this very moment. "Ryan, my sexy SECK-SAY man-lover, why do you always point out people's problems in Roleplaying? Can't you accept their inferiority?"

To this I scoff!

. . .

Was that a bit over the top?

. . .

Nahh, it was fine.

The reason I do it here is because I don't like it when people do it IN THE RP! People spend too much time complaining and trying to get their way to have a good roleplaying experience! One has to, at some point, give up their pety quarrels and accept the fact that this is OUR RPG, not yours.

Complaints from the character are fine, and so are OOC's, but it is obvious that people disagree about boundaries alot in online RP's. Mickey says "I follow her." Jennifer posts "I dodge Mickey." Mickey says "I find her and bite her!" Jennifer says "No he doesn't!" Acer Deus says "hi!" Jennifer and Mickey agree to ignore me... but then fight again! Will you two ever learn?

(all uses of the names Jennifer and Mickey are copyrighted; the names are fictional; if these characters bear any resemblance to real people living or deceased that you know, I pity you.)

Where was I? Oh yeah...

Lalalalala... BIBLE! lalalalala....

Oh wait....

Stop Yer Bitchin'!

Yeah, that's it.

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Subject: It's up to you


Author:
Ryan Austin
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Date Posted: 20:24:36 09/07/02 Sat

Now, I know that most of you are thinking just this: “Ryan, I know you feel passionately about the independence of the nation of Taiwan from Communist China, but what can I, as a mere player of this game, do to change the base story line? Isn’t that up to the UN, and the club founders?” This is a valid argument, but I have my own to give. You are the players. You might not own the club, per say, but it is YOUR RP anyhow. It is up to you to do this. Here are 5 things YOU can do to change China:

1. Organize into coteries. Right now we have hundreds of wolves walking around aimlessly in the group. In any form of society, one is bound to agree more with certain people than others do. In most RPG’s, characters organize into groups. Now, don’t think that this is impossible, just because we are already in a pack. ALL the characters are in this pack. What I am saying is that things might be a wee bit more interesting to a larger group of people if, say, Wolves A, Q, W, and E decided they don’t like how the pack isn’t being run, and start to try and make an uprising. Or how about if Mikey, Bobby, and Suzy become obsessed with a fanatical religion that they try and force on the other wolves? It wouldn’t even need to be this negative. It could be a loyalist group, or a gathering vigilante group. All I am saying is that a group of wolves with a shared vision would make a much bigger divot in the group than a single wolf working alone.

2. Just because we have Alphas, and that in wolf society, EVERYTHING is checked through them, doesn’t mean that is true here. It’s a goddamned fictional story anyhow, we traded realism for interest. Wolves can screw up, or sneak around, do things they are told not to do, fail to bring things up, promise to do something and forget, or just screw up for that matter.

3. Now that we have the IM list, get together and talk to the other members, and plan things with them. Then you can make interesting story line twists that will involve you and that other wolf.

4. An idea I have been toying with that also has to do with IM’s is making all those actionless conversations into a single post. The idea is that you and the other wolf have you conversation over IM’s, and when it is done, then one of the two players copies and pastes it under the names of both of the characters. Then they would need to change the screen name shown to the character name (I.e. replace every “Black Mesa Sol:” with an “Acer Deus:” That would keep boards from being bombarded with long message-chains, which seems to be a good thing to me. Of course, important conversations, or ones with much descriptive language could still be done post by post, but I think that the one-post is a good thing at times.

5. Make suggestions to the RP leaders. They had a great idea with the wolves; what a good RP always needs is a single unifying story line that all the sub-stories (character’s lives) play into. If you have a good idea for something to happen, or for an enemy, or a problem, or ANYTHING that’d change this happy world these characters have lived in peacefully for two long, TELL THEM ABOUT IT!!! I would suggest telling it directly to them, though; placing your crazy story line in the ‘Idea Section’ would ruin the surprise. The ‘Idea Section’ was meant for ideas about organization and other out of character needs. The Story line is for characters, and should be sprung on the pack as a surprise.

There we are. Now you can never say that you are powerless. Fight the Commies! Good on ya, Brother.

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Subject: Emotion is Key


Author:
Ryan Austin
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Date Posted: 21:09:12 09/02/02 Mon

A role-playing game is, by definition, an exercise of psychology. The greatest weakness I see in the online Role-playing I see is simple; People get too wrapped up in the description of their conversation or their actions. The reason why role-playing games are special, as compared to say, an action movie, is that in role-playing the characters’ emotions are played through players and their posts. Read that: EMOTIONS. Not actions and conversations. If we wanted that, then we’d all turn on CNN.
Now, I know what you are thinking, as I always do: “Ryan, honey, what would an RPG be without action and drama?” Well, what is action and drama without raw human (or lupine) passion? When we come down to it, our club is GIGANTIC. I mean HUGE; Oprah isn’t this big (take that any way you want.) Is this what we joined to see? One-hundred and fifty people typing “I walk down the road and see Jane. ‘Hi Jane,’ I say”? I can tell you, that isn’t what I want out of this!
So what are we supposed to do? Emote. Send emotion through your messages. The emotions shouldn’t be used to explain the wolves’ actions; rather, the actions should define the characters’ emotions. Don’t write “ ‘Damn you!’ Mike Growled angrily, as he lunged for Jack’s throat.” Instead, try “Mike’s rage swelled in his throat, and he found himself blindly lunging towards Jack.” Isn’t that more interesting?
This propels my idea of limiting characters. Unless you happen to be relatively talented at Characterization (Such as Maile seems to be) you really should concentrate on making your character deep. When you have a character who says “I want Power” then everyone says “Blimy, what an arse! God Save the Queen!” When you have a character who says “I want Power…” and then has a flashback about his father who beat him everyday if he didn’t try to “be NUMBAH ONE! DON’T BE NUMBAH TWO!” Then everyone says “Oh my gawd… poor Bobby-boy! Get him a cleanex and try to make him feel like part of the group!” Doesn’t that make for more entertainment?
In the case that you WANT to be hated, Make yourself out to be a monster.... On the INSIDE. Remember, and this is a vital part of most organized RPG’s, that your Outside Self isn’t the same as your Inside Self. You have a Nature and a Demeanor. Your nature is what you feel and want in actuality. Your demeanor is what you show yourself to be. Even the most valiant and pious person, or wolf, is a snake-in-the-grass. Few (read: practically no) characters show EVERYTHING they feel. If you want people to know that you are crying on the inside, do you say “hey, Little-Ryry has a boo-boo in his little heart?” No. you act evasively and angrily, or blandly and uncaringly, and show what you really feel through emotion, and description of reaction.
Act that note, I will leave you to it. Now I am gonna go cry, cause Bad ol’ abusive daddy’s Numbah One speech gave Ryry a Heart boo-boo. See Ya’ll Around, Eh?

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Subject: The 10 Roleplay commandments - - Moses was pretty close


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Ryan Austin
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Date Posted: 22:16:10 08/30/02 Fri

So this is it. Many of you may be asking things such as "who the hell is this guy," or "Why must I be naked to enter?" It is how it is, my pasty, hairless friend... it is how it is. On that note, I will now show you a set of principles that really matter: The Roleplaying Commandments (followed by brief descriptions.)

1. Thou Shalt keep thine other Roleplaying in its place.
(Do not mix up your characters, or other storylines, or anything along those lines. We cannot ask you to commit yourself solely to this RP, but it is imperative to keep a certain level of professional differentiation in your roleplaying.)

2.Thou shalt not make your characters under false pretenses.
(This one is simple: Don't make a character out of spite, or for revenge against another roleplayer or character, or to propel your FIRST character's status. A Character is a sacred thing; one should feel for their alternate persona. One should not USE it, one should BE it.)

3.Thou shalt not take the name of the character in vain.
(pretty much the same as above. do not make a character to try and make yourself feel better than everyone else. It isn't right.)

4. Thou shalt view the posting as a holy day, and as a principle to be upheld often.
(You gonna play, you GOTTA post.)

5. Honor thy RPG creators, for they are truly the makers of everyone's enjoyment.
(When the real owners of the RPG [in this case Erin, Maile, and Nicki] tell you something, just listen and be respectful. If it wasn't for them, there WOULD be no roleplaying.)

6. Thou shalt not kill another's character
(the most annoying thing in the world is a Narrator-RP'er. If your character attacks another's, you CAN type "He slashes across at X's chest." you, however, CANNOT type "He slashes X's chest, cutting through his flesh and spilling his steaming intestines onto the floor. While he dies, X yells 'oh my god, you are the strongest!' and lets out a girly-scream." See the difference? you play 'he,' not X. Let X decide hsis fate, and if you disagree, bring in one of the creators for decision.)

7. Thou shalt not commit comparative unrealism.
(We've had this problem in BPC before... if Character 1 is a fighter, and character 2 is a flower-child, I doubt character 2 would win a duel. Think about it. Also, don't try and make yourself the "uber-player" by taking what is universally accepted by the players and making your own character MORE powerful than that. It's just silly.)

8. Thou shalt not steal characters.
(You ought to, and most likely will, be kicked out of ANY RPG, including BPC, if you pretend to be someone else and make their character do your bidding. If you want to do that, go fuck yourself.)

9. Thou shalt not bear false witness against any player.
(This has to do with eight. Do not frame people, or try and get someone in trouble in the club, or to other players. It is the worst form of defraudery there can be in such a game.)

10. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's booty
(hehe... clever wording; I am defintely proud. Forgetting the pun, think about it like this: you should want to be yourself, and your character. you shouldn't bitch about wanting their items, dens, mates, characters, or even position. now, this sort of feeling IS fine for characters. they are supposed to be imperfect and wanting. That is what playing a character should be about: character flaws. However, when a PLAYER becomes jealous and annoying, then you ruin it all for everyone. Character 1 SHOULD Whine and say "I want to be an elder!" Player A should NOT.


There you have it. Go sing it from the mountain.

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