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Date Posted: 13:07:30 01/23/04 Fri
Author: Bob
Subject: More Funny

D&D Deepthoughts

Some are stupid but most are really, really good.

"If I were a Paladin, instead of carrying a Holy Avenger, I'd carry ladle. That way, if some smart-aleck evil doer said something like "Hey, look. He's carrying a ladle!" and started laughing and everybody else started laughing, I could just say, "That's right, it's a ladle. The Holy Ladle of of Justice." Then everybody would get real quiet and ashamed because they had made fun of The Holy Ladle of Justice and I could probably hit them up for a free drink."

"If you're in a battle, try not to let the other guy's axe touch your lips, because you don't know where that axe has been."

"Maybe in order to understand mindflayers, we have to look at the word itself. Mindflayer. Basically, it's made up of two separate words---"mindfl" and "ayer". What do these words mean? It's a mystery, and that's why so are mindflayers."

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