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] Date Posted: 13:35:40 12/19/04 Sun In reply to: David (Australia) 's message, "Waltzing Matilda" on 07:08:29 12/19/04 Sun My father had a letter published in the SMH on the same topic: "To call that maudlin song an anthem is ridiculous." [ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ] |
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Author: Jim (Canada) [ Edit | View ] |
Date Posted: 14:18:41 12/21/04 Tue How about a modern twist - taking an old 1950's rock 'n roll song 'Back in the USA' by Chuck Berry and redoing it as 'Back in the UK' Here is 'Back in the USA': Oh well oh well I feel so good today We just touched ground on an international runway Jet-propelled back home from overseas to the USA New York, Los Angeles Oh how I yearn for you Detroit, Chicago, Chattanooga, Baton Rouge God I long to be at my home back in old St Lou Did I miss the skyscrapers Did I miss the long freeway From the coast of California To the shores of the Delaware Bay You can bet your life I did Till I got back to the USA Looking hard for a drive-in Searching for a corner cafe Where hamburgers sizzle on an open grill night and day Yeah, and the jukebox jumping with records back in the USA I'm so glad I'm living in the USA Yes I'm so glad I'm living in the USA Anything you want we got it right here in the USA Ah we're so glad we're living in the USA Yes we're so glad we're living in the USA Anything you want we got it right here in the USA Ah we're so glad We're so glad Ah we're so glad We're so glad Here is my attempt to rewrite it as 'Back in the UK': Oh well oh well I feel so good today We just touched ground on an international runway Jet-propelled back home from overseas to the UK London, Edinburgh, Oh how I yearn for you Cardiff, Belfast, Manchester, Birmingham God I long to be at my home back on Yorkshire moors Did I miss the countryside Did I miss the fast motorway From the Highlands of Scotland To the shores of Portsmouth's Bay You can bet your life I did Till I got back to the UK Looking hard for a pub Searching for a fish 'n chip shop Watching the football on telly all night and day Yeah, and the jukebox jumping with records back in the UK I'm so glad I'm living in the UK Yes I'm so glad I'm living in the UK Anything you want we got it right here in the UK Ah we're so glad we're living in the UK Yes we're so glad we're living in the UK Anything you want we got it right here in the UK Ah we're so glad We're so glad Ah we're so glad We're so glad I am open to improvements on this! [ Post a Reply to This Message ] |
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Author: Johnny Lennon and Paul McCartney [ Edit | View ] |
Date Posted: 15:58:57 12/21/04 Tue Flew in from Miami Beach BOAC Didn't get to bed last night On the way the paper bag was on my knee Man, I had a dreadful flight I'm back in the USSR You don't know how lucky you are, boy Back in the USSR, yeah Been away so long I hardly knew the place Gee, it's good to be back home Leave it till tomorrow to unpack my case Honey disconnect the phone I'm back in the USSR You don't know how lucky you are, boy Back in the US Back in the US Back in the USSR Well the Ukraine girls really knock me out They leave the west behind And Moscow girls make me sing and shout They Georgia's always on my my my my my my my my my mind Oh, come on Hu Hey Hu, hey, ah, yeah yeah, yeah, yeah I'm back in the USSR You don't know how lucky you are, boys Back in the USSR Well the Ukraine girls really knock me out They leave the west behind And Moscow girls make me sing and shout They Georgia's always on my my my my my my my my my mind Oh, show me round your snow peaked mountain way down south Take me to you daddy's farm Let me hear you balalaika's ringing out Come and keep your comrade warm I'm back in the USSR Hey, You don't know how lucky you are, boy Back in the USSR Oh, let me tell you honey Chuck Berry can't hold a candle to the Beatles... plus, this version is far more rock and roll. Can someone please come up with Brit lyrics for this? [ Post a Reply to This Message ] |
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Author: Jim (Canada) [ Edit | View ] |
Date Posted: 16:49:08 12/21/04 Tue Flew in from Miami Beach, USA Didn't get to bed last night On the way the paper bag was on my knee Man, I had a dreadful flight I'm back in the UK You know I’m back home to stay, boy Back in the UK, yeah Been away so long I hardly knew the place Gee, it's good to be back home Leave it till tomorrow to unpack my case Honey disconnect the phone I'm back in the UK You know I’m back home to stay, boy Back in the UK Back in the UK Back in the UK Well the English girls really knock me out They leave America behind And Scottish girls make me sing and shout Lady Kirk’s always on my my my my my my my my my mind Oh, come on Hu Hey Hu, hey, ah, yeah yeah, yeah, yeah I'm back in the UK You know I’m back home to stay, boys Back in the UK Well the English girls really knock me out They leave America behind And Scottish girls make me sing and shout Lady Kirk’s always on my my my my my my my my my mind Oh, show me round your moors and dales way up north Take me to you daddy's farm Let me hear a piper near the Firth of Forth Come and keep your fellow Brit warm I'm back in the UK You know I’m back home to stay, boy Back in the UK Oh, let me tell you honey [ Post a Reply to This Message ] |
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Author: Ian (Australia) [ Edit | View ] |
Date Posted: 16:49:30 12/21/04 Tue Okay, appallingly bad taste, but here we go: ============================================ Imagine no John Lennon It's easy if you try No geeky "Instant Karma" No whining "Jealous Guy" Imagine that rich wanker Bleeding on the ground Oh oh o o oh You may say I'm a dreamer But I'm not the only one I hope you'll join us at the Dakota And don't forget to bring your gun. [ Post a Reply to This Message ] |
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Author: Dave (UK) [ Edit | View ] |
Date Posted: 17:33:35 12/21/04 Tue [ Post a Reply to This Message ] |
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Author: Ed Harris (UK) [ Edit | View ] |
Date Posted: 12:39:31 12/23/04 Thu ... of a joke which I read once. A migrant worker from Bratislava or somewhere like that was working in one of those awful Beatles-themed places down in Liverpool. He had to listen to Beatles music all day every day, week in, week out, until he developed a determination to find the Beatles and shoot them... until he realised that someone already had. [ Post a Reply to This Message ] |
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Author: Dave (UK) [ Edit | View ] |
Date Posted: 23:50:56 12/23/04 Thu Up in Liverpool... [ Post a Reply to This Message ] |
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Author: Ed Harris (London) [ Edit | View ] |
Date Posted: 13:01:12 01/06/05 Thu One is only 'up' when one is in Town. Everywhere else is 'down', regardless of geography. It's a Londoner thing! [ Post a Reply to This Message ] |