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] Date Posted: 00:10:13 11/14/04 Sun In reply to: Ben.M(UK) 's message, "Flags at school" on 19:31:01 11/13/04 Sat You know, in Europe, where I spend most of my time (I think that I committed some awful sin in my last life) the EEC flag is flown alongside and at the same level as the national flag on all public buildings... and, as they are all rampant socialists by our standards, this means really quite a lot of buildings. And, technically, they are quite right. According to our treaty obligations (signed, of course, without the knowledge of the British people), we are supposed to display the EEC flag wherever the 'member state' (yuk!) flag is flown. The fact that we hardly ever do so amazes quite a lot of Europeans, who wander round London and maybe see a few on hotels and on the town halls of our more left-wing London boroughs, such as the Soviet Socialist Republics of Harringey, Camden and Islington. But, as a general rule, it is invisible, since people jsut won't stand for it. Indeed, I would suggest that the utter horror which we experience when some local authority decides to fly one indicates just how rare it is to see the damned things. I count, sometimes, because I lead a dull life; and in my part of Town, bordered by Euston Road in the north, Oxford Street in the South, Tottenham Court Road in the East and Great Portland Street in the West, there is one. It is on a cheap hotel. There is also an old woman who walks up Charlotte Street with an EEC flag umbrella, but she looks quite senile and I imagine that she was probably given it for free when she went to the Council to complain about an unjustified parking ticket... suspicions which are given plausiblity since she arrives at the Fitzroy Tavern for opening time in the morning and is seen staggering out of it at closing time. There is hope for us yet, you know! Resistance needn't be violent. Never accept the EEC flag, never give the temperature in celcigrade rather than proper Fahrenheit, always say "our European neighbours" rather than "our European partners", never EVER let an American hear you say, "here in Europe" when you are in the UK, and always let Europeans hear you say, "I often visit Europe" when you are in the UK... little things like this will keep us sane, enrage Europeans and educate Americans. Well, it works for me anyway... I am defintely no madder than I always was, my European friends live in a state of perpetual rage anyway because they are all communists and read somewhere that you can't be For the People and in a good mood at the same time, and my pet Americans have, though I say so myself, learnt a lot! [ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ] |
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Author: Roberdin [ Edit | View ] |
Date Posted: 00:54:29 11/14/04 Sun No-one uses Fahrenheit any more. You're taking this Euro-thing too far. Calcius is a fine measure and that's all I'll use - and so will the weather man, for the most part. Farenheit was probably invented somewhere down the line by a European anyway. I don't talk to Americans much anyway, I can't stand their accents or 'spellings'. You don't need to change your life to be anti-EU. Just say 'No'. BTW: The Queen did not sign the EU treaty and nor has Parliament has ratified it, so as far as I'm concerned, it holds the same value as a demented, somewhat squashed kangeroo on anti-depressants posing for the new Australian flag signing that book. Next you'll be claiming that we need to remove all words with Latin and Greek in them. (Random Jock: RESIST THE TEMPTATION TO RESPOND HERE.) [ Post a Reply to This Message ] |
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Author: Ed Harris (London) [ Edit | View ] |
Date Posted: 01:07:00 11/14/04 Sun Fahrenheit was invented by a European, but I have no problem with it because we chose to adopt it ourselves. Celcigrade or centius or whatever you call it was introduced along with decimal currency in the 1970s to "standardise" European measurements. That is also why the blighters are trying to make us use the metric system. They have failed dismally. Our road-signs are all in miles, people give their heights in feet and inches and their weights in stones and pounds, and order pints of beer in pubs. And even these are under attack. Anyway, I was brought up using Fahrenheit by my parents, who were taught it by their parents, and I'm damned if I'm changing just because some bureaucrat tells me to. Had there not been a decision to teach people at school only the metric temperature system, no-one would have the faintest idea what it meant. And you're right about "just saying No". Indeed, the AntiMetric Society's slogan is "Metric Measurements - Just say No"! And I'm sorry, but I can't separate the changing of our weights and measures from the subversion of our independence. They are trying to turn our pints into liters, our yards into meters, have abolished our threpenny bits and tuppences sixpences and all the rest of it... not because the metric system works better (since it is plainly absurd: what's a sixth of a decilitre?), but because it is not what They use. It is all part of the same thing. I'm 5'11", 12 st 2 oz, it's 38 degrees outside, I've got 706 surface miles to travel tomorrow evening, and I'm bloody proud of it! [ Post a Reply to This Message ] |
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Author: Roberdin [ Edit | View ] |
Date Posted: 12:28:18 11/14/04 Sun I don't have a problem with whichever measurement system you use. Personally, I'm happy as long as no-one tries to simplify our language *cough*Americans*cough*. But please don't regard me as a lower life form because I prefer litres, centimetres, and degrees Celcius - I'll still be using miles, both statue and nautical for a while though. ;) Of course they may try to ban Nautical Miles because some Europeans may be confused between nm (nanometres) and nm (nautical miles) :-P. [ Post a Reply to This Message ] |
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Author: Roberdin [ Edit | View ] |
Date Posted: 13:43:47 11/14/04 Sun [ Post a Reply to This Message ] |
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Author: Ian (Australia) [ Edit | View ] |
Date Posted: 13:38:30 11/14/04 Sun And it is very hard to imagine going back now. There are whole generations that wouldn't have a clue how tall they are in feet and inches or what they weigh in stone and pounds. I got stuck part way through the changeover. I can never get used to the idea that my height can be expressed in centimetres and that I should remember a silly number – somewhere in the 170s, if I remember rightly – instead of my nice simple 5'8". I have got used to measuring my weight in kilograms, partly because it changes more often and I do in fact measure it. Temperatures in Celsius now make more sense to me than ones in Fahrenheit. I couldn’t guess at what temperature water is supposed to boil at in Fahrenheit. Other things only exist for me in metric units, because I had no concept of before I learned about them that way. I would hate to have to do science in Imperial measurements. My problem with the metric system is that it is fine for practical things but entirely devoid of poetry. Let’s imagine the Who performing “I can see for kilometres and kilometres”. Oops. Shylock demanding his 400-odd grams of flesh? Oops. A detective centimetring his way along a darkened corridor? Oops. Give them two and a half centimetres and they’ll take a little over a kilometre and a half? I think not. A friend of mine – a computer programming type – once declared that we ought to make poetry out of metric units, that it is just the transitional generation that would have a problem with it, that the old units will not be missed. Rot. He never came up with a single convincing example, and my wife, who grew up in an entirely metric country, points out that even here in Brazil the old terms – “milhas”, and so on – are still used in songs and literature. [ Post a Reply to This Message ] |
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Author: Ed Harris (London) [ Edit | View ] |
Date Posted: 17:07:13 11/14/04 Sun The metric system is based on something abstract: scientific purity. A metre is the exact wavelength of light bouncing of a lump of sodium at a certain temperature (or something like that - I don't pretend to understand), whereas, before we could make such accurate measurements, we had to do with likening a distance to real, tangible things... an inch, the width of a thumb; a foot, obviously; a yard, the distance between nose and finger-tips of a horizontally-held arm; a furlong, previously a 'farrow', the distance which an ox could pull a plough before needing a rest; etc. etc. They are all things to which the mind can readily relate, and so they are much better for use as imagery, and, consequently, in every-day life. I defy anyone to use a gramme (the weight of one cubic centimetre of water) to describe something ordinary. "God, that thing weighs half a ton!" is vague and approximate... ...But, metric is precise, unarguable, and thus better for science. "Mon dieu, that thing weighs four and a half thousand grammes!" necessarily is more specific but less useful in conversation. Perhaps, then, I should withdraw my objection to using the two systems side-by-side, and instead suggest that we confine one to science and the other to ordinary situations. [ Post a Reply to This Message ] |
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Author: Roberdin [ Edit | View ] |
Date Posted: 18:55:42 11/14/04 Sun No scientist has used Imperial Measures since the 19th Century. As I said before, if measurement powers are devolved, then each region can decide for itself. Australians can stick with what they use, we can stick with what we use. Obviously, on food products and so forth, we'll need a standard - but that's already metric here anyway. [ Post a Reply to This Message ] |
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Author: Dave (UK) [ Edit | View ] |
Date Posted: 15:51:43 11/14/04 Sun Despite my thoughts on metric, I agree that we should all make an effort to resist the insidious introduction of European political symbols in our country. I’ve noticed that a dreaded circle of thorns flag has appeared in my home town, flying from a piece of public sculpture. I shall however, make it a top priority to relieve the said monument of this free, uninvited, inappropriate and offensive propaganda - after a night on alcoholic beverages which will give me the climbing skills necessary. After the trophy has been claimed, I suspect it may partake in a vexillological ceremony analogous to those which occur frequently on the streets of the West Bank. [ Post a Reply to This Message ] |
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Author: Ed Harris (London) [ Edit | View ] |
Date Posted: 17:19:22 11/14/04 Sun [ Post a Reply to This Message ] |
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Author: Dave (UK) [ Edit | View ] |
Date Posted: 19:54:32 11/14/04 Sun In another small gesture, I also prevented the EU from getting free advertising space on my car. I binned the standard Euro-plate, and replaced it with one like the following:  [ Post a Reply to This Message ] |
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Author: Roberdin [ Edit | View ] |
Date Posted: 20:53:11 11/14/04 Sun What the hell is GB anyway? Hello? Bit behind in the news? You know, 1801 Act of Union? 1923 Irish Free State Agreement? Ring a bell? And why is it that British English is refered to in Computer terms as 'en-GB'? It should be 'en-EN', 'en-UK', or preferably, 'en-Br'. But anyway, back to cars. Very nice. [ Post a Reply to This Message ] |
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Author: Dave (UK) [ Edit | View ] |
Date Posted: 21:44:05 11/14/04 Sun I don't know why the ISO 3166 code for the United Kingdom is GB or GBR. Similarly the international currency code is GBP, rather than UKP. It’s just one of the many anomalies that result in the composition of our nation being one of the most misunderstood amongst foreigners. [ Post a Reply to This Message ] |
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Author: Ed Harris (London) [ Edit | View ] |
Date Posted: 22:18:22 11/14/04 Sun ... that so many cars which were sold with the EEC flag on the number plates already have covered them up with the stickers which the Daily Mail gave away free for the purpose? I don't know whether to be encouraged by people's rejection of the EEC or discouraged by the fact that so many people seem to read the Mail! [ Post a Reply to This Message ] |