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Subject: Onions and Christmas trees

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Date Posted: 11:11:42 12/14/06 Thu

A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, "Dad, how�many kinds of boobs are there? The father, surprised, answers, "Well,�son, there are three kinds of breasts.In her 20s, a woman's breasts are like melons, round and firm.�In her 30s to 40s, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After�50, they are like onions"."Onions?"�"Yes, you see them and they make you cry."
This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter said, "Mum, how�many kinds of 'willies' are there?" The mother, surprised, smiles and�answers, "Well dear, a man goes through three phases. In his 20s, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard.�In his 30s and 40s, it is��like a birch, flexible but reliable.�After his 50s, it is like a Christmas tree".
"A Christmas tree?" "Yes - dead from the root up and the balls are just
for decoration."

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