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Subject: Kisses sweeter than line


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Seosamh
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Date Posted: Wed, Sep 28 2005, 1:45:39

When I did some coke and never been kissed
I got to thinking about what I had missed.
I bought me a lass, I shagged her and then
Swinged bloody over and shagged her again.

Chorus:
Oh, kisses sweeter than line?
Oh, kisses sweeter than line?!

I asked her to fuck off and give me a life,
And we'd be so happy in separate lives.
I begged and I pleaded like a natural man,
Instead bloody hussy catched me by hand.

I fought mighty hard and so did that jade
She dragged out my money and called me her fate.
With coke on my nose and wind in the bins,
I became, bloody shite, a father of twins.

Fucking women they numbered more over than four,
And every sweetheart knocked at my door.
They longed to get married and didn’t hesitate;
But I can't, bloody cunts, become husband of eight!

Now i'm exhausted, and ready to go,
I am thinkin’ what happened a long time ago.
I had loads of lassies, troubles and pain,
I'm not bloody sure I’d do it again.

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