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Date Posted: 09:26:59 07/06/99 Tue
Author: B & B
Subject: Yak Yak!! Huh huh

A young and beautiful woman gets into the elevator, smelling
like expensive perfume.

She turns to the old Italian woman on the elevato with her
and says arrogantly, "Giorgio - Beverly Hills, $100 an
ounce!"

Another young and beautiful woman gets on the elevator and
also smells of very expensive perfume. She arrogantly turns
to the old Italian woman and says, "Chanel No. 5, $150 an
ounce!"

About three floors later, the old Italian woman has reached
her destination and is about to get off the elevator.
Before she leaves, looks both beautiful women in the eye,
turns, bends over, and farts. "Broccoli - 49 cents a pound."

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