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Date Posted: 09:34:40 07/06/99 Tue
Author: Joker
Subject: Joke, huh huh

On the day of the Royal wedding, Sophie was getting dressed,
surrounded by all her family, and she suddenly realised she had
forgotten to get any shoes.

Panic.

Then her sister remembered that she had a pair of white shoes from her
wedding so she lent them to Sophie for the day. Unfortunately, they
were a bit too small and by the time the festivities were over
Sophie's feet were in agony.

When she and Edward withdrew to their room the only thing she could
think of was getting her shoes off.

The rest of the Royal Family crowded round the door to the bedroom and
they heard roughly what they expected, grunts, straining noises and
the occasional muffled scream.

Eventually they heard Edward say 'God, that was tight.'

'There,' whispered the Queen. 'I told you she was a virgin.'

Then, to their surprise, they heard Edward say. 'Right. Now for the
other one.' Followed by more grunting and straining and at last Edward
said 'My God. That was even tighter.'

'That's my boy,' said the Duke. 'Once a sailor, always a sailor.'

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