The Ultimate Mandarin Joke -- Kuantan Fah Yeun

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Date Posted: 09:12:46 07/21/99 Wed
Author: idonomandarin
Subject: The Ultimate Mandarin Joke

Hi there , check out this c2pid joke !!

DA NEW (In Mandarin means Big Bull) is a very talented
man, he has the ability and the intelligence to accomplish almost anything. But DA NEW has one fault in his character, he is very lazy.

When it is time for DA NEW to get married, he does not
bother to look for a wife. Finally his parents decided to act for him, they put an ad in the papers looking for a partner for DA NEW. In the ad, they put in all his talents and good points. That obviously run into many lines. Strangely no one responded to the ad. The following
day his parents place the ad again, still no one responds to the ad.

This went on for a few weeks and his parents lost hope.
Therefore they decided to go to China to look for DA NEW's wife. In China, they place the same ad (in mandarin this time), but still no one responds. This again went on for a few weeks. Then his parent sat down and thought very hard, they concluded that no one believe in the ad.

This is because they have put into the ad all DA NEW's
talent and good points, which it is all true. So they
decided to put in his only fault, his laziness. In the next ad, they added DA NEW (big bull) PI JIAO (is a bit)LAN (lazy).

This time girls from all over China came in bus and truck loads. There were so many girls until DA NEW's parents couldn't decide who is the best girl for him. Out of shock they asked one of the girls why is the respond so good after they have added DA NEW's laziness.

The girl didn't understand what they were asking. She said that in China, people read from right to left and not left to right, and the ad reads, LAN JIAO (penis) PI NEW DA (bigger then bull).

Finally DA NEW found his wife and they lived happily from then on.

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