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Date Posted: 09:31:59 07/21/99 Wed
Author: Err..
Subject: Does your dick reach your asshole?

One day a boy and his grandfather were on a fishing trip. The
grandfather pulled out a beer and started drinking. The boy asks, "Can
I
have one?" The grandpa then replies, "Does your dick reach your
asshole?" The boy said no. So the grandfather said, "Until it does
then
your not a man, so you cant have a beer." So then the grandpa pulls
out
a cigar. The boy asks the same question and the grandpa gives him the
same answer. Then the grandfather pulls out a porno magazine. The boy
asks him again and gets the same answer.
Once they're done fishing they go to town. They stop off at a grocery
store and they both buy a lottery ticket. The grandfather is a loser
but
the kid is a 10 Million Dollar winner. So the grandpa says, "Your
gonna
give me a cut of that right?" The boy then asks, "Does your dick reach
your asshole?" The grandfather replies "Yes". So the boy says, "Well
then go fuck yourself."

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