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Date Posted: 03:42:38 07/22/99 Thu
Author: Tou San
Subject: The Bitch of Gambling


It's 8:00 AM at a gambling casino. Two bored dealers are waiting
around for someone to walk up and try their luck at the craps
table. A very attractive lady comes in and wants to bet
twenty-thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice. The dealers
agree.

She says, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when
I'm bottomless."

With that she strips naked from the waist down, and rolls the
dice while yelling, "Momma needs a new pair of pants!"

She then begins jumping up and down and hugging each of the
dealers. "YES! I WIN! I WIN!" With that she picks up her money
and clothes and quickly leaves.

The dealers just stare at each other dumbfounded. Finally one of
them asks, "What did she roll anyway?"

The other answers, "I don't know. I thought YOU were watching the
dice!"

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