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Subject: and here is more Eleanor

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John

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Date Posted: 21/12/02 10:15:33
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Are black holes REALLY where God divided by zero?

Back up my hard drive? How do I put it in reverse?
Should crematoriums give discounts for burn victims?
Do stars clean themselves with meteor showers?
Can you imagine a world without any hypothetical questions?
Why do they call it evaporated milk if it�s still there when you open the can?
Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?
Are part-time band leaders semi-conductors?
Does killing time damage eternity?
If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?
If you can't drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots?
If athletes get athlete's foot, do astronauts get mistletoe?
If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?
Ballerinas are always on their toes. Why don't they just get taller ballerinas?
If nothing sticks to Teflon, how do they stick Teflon on the pan?
What's another word for thesaurus?
Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Why is abbreviation such a long word?

There ya go El that should keep you busy
Have fun

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Subject	Author	Date
Re: and here is more Eleanor	Eleanor	21/12/02 22:42:10
Re: and here is more Eleanor -- John, 21/12/02 23:44:59 Re: and here is more Eleanor -- Eleanor, 22/12/02 0:05:09 Re: and here is more Eleanor -- John, 22/12/02 9:43:50 Re: and here is more Eleanor -- Jo, 22/12/02 15:37:59 Re: and here is more Eleanor -- Eleanor, 22/12/02 15:55:27