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Subject: Poor misrepresented Barack - - -


Author:
Paul DeBargo
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Date Posted: 12:21:07 10/22/14 Wed
In reply to: Christopher Antony Meade 's message, "Obama, bin Laden and the Illuminati. The truth revealed." on 15:19:23 03/01/13 Fri

Osama Bin Laden met with an untimely demise from swallowing a pickle whole and having it slide sideways down his throat which obstructed his airway long enough to prevent normal breathing and cause clinical death.

At that precise moment, YoreL (Barack Obama's biological father, who also happens to be an immigrant of Mars) intervened and Osama has been accepted as a citizen of Mars and is held in high esteem there by the Council and also the Illuminati.

Osama has repeatedly apologised for the mistakes he made on Earth and all the Martians (and a number of Earthlings) have forgiven him and now accept him.

Barack does not have a tail.

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