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Date Posted: 13:34:41 10/27/03 Mon
Funny weekend story for you.
So we had our homecoming game this weekend, and thus I am hammered. We were tailgating with some parents of a friend of mine.
Loads of fun, happen to not ever make it inside of the game, because, well, I'm an alcoholic.
So we walk into the stadium to our drunken discovery, that the game has been over for about a half hour, yes this is how drunk I was.
We go pee, get into a fight with each other, and then roll down the grassy field.
Loads of happy drunken fun.
Then, we walk back to my place to watch the World Series and, of course, drink more.
On our way back, we were notified by a gentleman who was driving a red Beamer, that Miguel, was in fact a homosexual. My friend Tom, 6'4'' Ex Marine, alerted the individual that this was simply not the case, but that he did have a nice car.
The gentleman, later identified as Pete, pulled his car over, and asked us if we wanted to "go."
Tom said no, but Miguel was not gay. At this point Pete head-butted Tom in the nose. Tom got upset, and beat the living shit out of the guy.
The girlfriend of Pete was upset. She clawed at Tom's face from behind and Tom bit her finger. They called the cops, and questioned us. Hilarious, Tom gets arrested on her story. Later, oddly, she decides not to press charges.
Then we go out, have a celebratory car bomb, pitcher of bass, vendi coffees (to wake up), Midori Sours, bud lights, natural lights and boom I ran the table for the first time in pool.
Thereby proving, once and for all, I'm a better pool player drunk.
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