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Subject: Correction


Author:
Keith
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Date Posted: 08:15:55 11/01/03 Sat
In reply to: Keith 's message, "More hijinx" on 13:34:41 10/27/03 Mon

Yeah, one is Jill. But I just said zero, because I thought she didn't count, and I know I'm not moving from my number any time soon. And Matt, learn how to take a joke.

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Author:
Matt
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Date Posted: 08:48:11 11/01/03 Sat

Obviously Jill is 1, and no, she shouldn't count. But I could have sworn you were talking about another in there somewhere. I wasn't so much pissed about the rehasing of the old "Matt doesn't get laid" joke as I was surprised it sounded like you had to lie about NOT getting laid.

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[> [> Subject: CLARIFICATION


Author:
JILL THE SEX GODESS
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Date Posted: 18:27:41 11/03/03 Mon

I DONT KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YOU GUYS ARE SMOKING BUT I BETTER FUCKING COUNT BECAUSE I AM THE BEST LAY THAT KEITH HAS EVER HAD AND THE BEST LAY THAT THE REST OF YOU ONLY WISH YOU COULD HAVE! THANK YOU THAT IS ALL

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[> [> [> Subject: Re: CLARIFICATION


Author:
THE KEYBOARD
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Date Posted: 20:39:18 11/03/03 Mon

I AM CAPS LOCK! YOU CAN TURN ME OFF WHILE TYPING; OTHERWISE IT IS THE EQUIVALENT TO SCREAMING DURING A CONVERSATION.

SINCERLY,

THE KEYBOARD

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[> [> [> Subject: No offense


Author:
Matt
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Date Posted: 21:39:07 11/03/03 Mon

No offense, but when it is a game whose purpose is to get laid by as many different people as possible, you don't count. He's been there many many times, which tends to mean it isn't "new". No one is saying you aren't good. I know your fragile sex ego, as well as keith's somewhat less-fragile sex ego, tends to take offense to the mere suggestion that you are not good in bed. We've all heard the argument on that one and are frankly sick of hearing it again and again. Why don't we all just play nice and get back to making fun of my apparent inability to fornicate with the opposite sex. Everyone seems much less edgy when doing that.

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[> [> [> [> Subject: Re: No offense


Author:
THE KEYBOARD
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Date Posted: 10:59:51 11/04/03 Tue

Does anyone else think Matt is a douchebag?

Sincerely,

The Keyboard

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