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Date Posted: 00:50:10 11/11/03 Tue
Author: Silk
Subject: Star Wars - one more movie to slip it in...

Maybe I'm the only one, but every time I watch a movie starring Samuel L. Jackson, I just count down the minutes until he drops the motherfucker word.

Years ago, my neighbor saw that woeful Jackie Brown and he came around afterward, said the movie was average, but nobody said motherfucker the way Samuel L. Jackson did.

This might've been the movie which dictated that any script Samuel L. Jackson accepted had to be rewritten with at least one motherfucker in it.

It's like when I watched The Negotiator. Here's this movie unfolding, then the cops try to get Samuel L. Jackson, and Jackson's shouting back at them, "You can't kill me! You can't kill me, motherfucker!"

Now Star Wars has only one movie remaining to get Samuel L. Jackson's Mace Windu character right.

Like the multiple personality The Phantom Menace.

That movie would've improved out of sight had Samuel L. Jackson, instead of saying, "You believe this boy is the one who'll bring balance to the Force?", said, "You believe this motherfucker is the one who'll bring balance to the Force."

Amazingly, Hollywood's not knocking on my door.

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Re: Star Wars - one more movie to slip it in... -- The Rhino, 14:18:37 11/13/03 Thu
- The second one was okay... -- Silk, 18:00:03 11/13/03 Thu
  - Hayden Christiansen -- The Rhino, 11:07:50 11/15/03 Sat
    - That's why "Attack of the Clones" should've been Episode One. -- Silk, 19:10:08 11/15/03 Sat
Maybe it could rub off on Yoda -- elt, 16:06:26 12/02/03 Tue
- You've gotta get Yoda's phrasing in, though...! -- Silk, 17:54:29 12/02/03 Tue