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Date Posted: 15:35:51 April 08 2003, Tuesday
Author: Mike
Subject: Forum

The forum is back to normal. Sorry to Fabrice if it impairs his ability to conviniently post on or peruse it, but I frankly am glad to have it back the way it is.

Oh, and a belated "eat shit and die, bitch" to Maryna, in the spirit of fun, goodwill, and taking random potshots at people.

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[> Re: Forum -- Maryna, 15:44:11 April 08 2003, Tuesday

Mike, you fool, it's not back to normal. It's improved! Now, when you click on a post, you can see the rest of the thread- that didn't happen before.

And, in a correlating spirit of randomness, I'm sending nothing but *LOVE* over to you, Mike...


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[> [> Re: Forum -- Mike, 16:58:16 April 08 2003, Tuesday

>Mike, you fool, it's not back to normal. It's
>improved! Now, when you click on a post, you can see
>the rest of the thread- that didn't happen before.
>
>And, in a correlating spirit of randomness, I'm
>sending nothing but *LOVE* over to you, Mike...

You're right. I didn't notice that. Extremely cool. All hail Factitious.


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[> [> [> Re: Forum -- Albert, 00:30:51 April 09 2003, Wednesday

>All hail Factitious.

hell no.


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[> [> [> [> Re: Forum -- Factitious, 00:42:01 April 09 2003, Wednesday

>>All hail Factitious.
>
>hell no.

Whyever not?


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[> [> [> [> [> Re: Forum -- Albert, 00:47:49 April 09 2003, Wednesday

>>>All hail Factitious.
>>
>>hell no.
>
>Whyever not?

Well, I suppose I'd hail you in the sense of greeting, but not in the sense of worshipping or begging for your attention, as the construction "All hail ." connotes.


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[> [> [> [> [> Re: Forum -- Maryna, 01:03:12 April 09 2003, Wednesday

>>>All hail Factitious.
>>
>>hell no.
>
>Whyever not?

Because you're a goddamn robosexual. That's why.


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[> [> [> [> [> [> Re: Forum -- Mike, 14:28:12 April 09 2003, Wednesday

>>>>All hail Factitious.
>>>
>>>hell no.
>>
>>Whyever not?
>
>Because you're a goddamn robosexual. That's why.

First of all, the request that "all hail Factitous" was mostly in the spirit of silliness, and in fact, the only hailing of Factitious that I personally would ever indulge in would be saying hello, like Albert said.

This does leave me with a question, however. What the hell is a robosexual? And what makes Factitious one?


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[> [> [> [> [> [> [> Re: Forum -- Factitious, 14:49:33 April 09 2003, Wednesday

>The only hailing of Factitious that I personally would
>ever indulge in would be saying hello.

We'll see about that.

>What the hell is a robosexual?

Presumably one who is attracted to robots. Ever see the movie "Short Circuit"? Or "Short Circuit 2"?


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[> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> Re: Forum -- Maryna, 15:10:11 April 09 2003, Wednesday

Stupid sexy robots...


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[> My own spirit of randomness -- Albert, 16:00:53 April 08 2003, Tuesday

purple demons rise from beneath Prometheus's pyramid at the appointed hour of twenty-five o'clock.


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[> [> Re: My own spirit of randomness -- Maryna, 17:47:35 April 08 2003, Tuesday

>purple demons rise from beneath Prometheus's pyramid
>at the appointed hour of twenty-five o'clock.

One of those demons greeted me in bed last night, inciting dreams of burning sand and black fields of glass. He assured me that my blood was unique among men. I awoke in time to see the destruction of the world.


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[> [> [> Re: My own spirit of randomness -- Mike, 22:07:18 April 08 2003, Tuesday

>>purple demons rise from beneath Prometheus's pyramid
>>at the appointed hour of twenty-five o'clock.
>
>One of those demons greeted me in bed last night,
>inciting dreams of burning sand and black fields of
>glass. He assured me that my blood was unique among
>men. I awoke in time to see the destruction of the
>world.

As the world around me was engulfed in flames, the four horsemen of the apocalyspe were busy drinking beer. They didn't need to ride to destroy the world. These days, everything was done over the internet. I didn't know this, though, because right then someone drove a marlin through my shoulder.


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[> [> [> [> Re: My own spirit of randomness -- Maryna, 15:07:40 April 09 2003, Wednesday

The marlin was white. I was black. And the sea itself was as green as her eyes when I killed her.


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[> [> [> [> [> Re: My own spirit of randomness -- Mike, 18:56:29 April 09 2003, Wednesday

>The marlin was white. I was black. And the sea itself
>was as green as her eyes when I killed her.

Tossing the dead body aside, I beheld the sky, which was plaid. Surely this, if nothing else, was a sign that it was only a matter of time before the rest of the fish rose up and took what was rightfully theirs. I began to grow light-headed from blood loss, and the last thing I saw before I passed out was a total eclipse of the sun.

By fish.


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[> Re: Forum -- Fabricious, 17:02:57 April 08 2003, Tuesday

This format is actually just the ticket I'd been intending it to be. Thanks, Ben. Here's hoping the Factitious One had an alright return flight.


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