Re: Well...it finally happened. -- Cycling with The Fonz

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Date Posted: 09:12:08 08/14/03 Thu
Author: Winona Rider
Subject: Re: Well...it finally happened.
In reply to: Moe 's message, "Re: Well...it finally happened." on 08:30:30 08/14/03 Thu

I would like to take this opportunity to thank all of you cyclists for bringing out into the open one of my favorite subjects!

If you guys can get really good lawyers, you can beat the rap, even if you get caught. Then, you can just place that juicy, delicious honey ham on that counter and ring up a pack of gum and you're up out!

Try just walking right out of the store with that ham. You know, just sort of mill around the entrance, ham in hand, and when no one is looking, break into a sprint! It may be a little awkward, especially if the ham is more than 10-15lbs or so. But, practice first at home. I trained for a while before making my big Saks hiest. I did wind sprints in my neighborhood with a small dog for hours in the weeks preceeding. It almost worked, too. If it hadn't been for the camera's, I would have made it out with all of the Anne Klein suites and Gucci purses.

Take my advice. Get good lawyers. Then, you can stop worrying about beating the system, and learn to beat feet outta there!

Cheers!

Winona

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