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carolyn

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Date Posted: 05:16:33 08/07/03 Thu

okay, this looks kinda dumb next to a rant about the state of american politics (which is near abyssmal), but i thought it was amusing, and wanted to share.

i was listening to the radio on the way to work this morning and the morning show guys were reading reviews of 'Gigli'. Real ones that had been published in newspapers or broadcast on network television. i can't remember the names of the movie critics who said the first two.

1. "'Gigli' left such a bad taste in my mouth that after seeing it, I had to cleanse my palate by watching 'Glitter.'"

2. "It was a pile of manure."

3. "Calling a pile of manure is an insult to manure everywhere." --Richard Roeper

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