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Date Posted: Wed, Apr 21 2004, 2:35:59
Author: Velox
Subject: More!
In reply to: shadeshark 's message, "Okay, all together now:" on Mon, Apr 19 2004, 22:39:42

ROFL! That is the funniest danm thing I've read all day! Kudos!! Really a work of Engrish art there. ^_^

Let's try to find all the funny Engrish there! >:)

More freaky funny stuff:

"In the second half, Zax jumps on Cloud. He wants to have happy yaoi time with Cloud. Cloud says "No No No". Zax ignores and carries Cloud's legs high up. Cloud closes his eyes very tight. Zax puts Cloud's genital in his mouth. Cloud feels very well and almost finishes in Zax's mouth. He does not Zax to tell that Cloud is not tough because he is actually not tough. He tries not to finish so fast."

"Vincent is house maid of Sephiroth. Sephiroth makes love with Vincent. He puts his fingers into Vin's butts. Vin feels pain because he is not use to be put fingers."

Butts? As in more than one? Is that where all this shit is coming from? XD

"Cido notices that Vin never attacks his friend even he turns into the monster. Cido asks whether Vin knows what he is doing when he turns into the monster. There is something going on Vin's body."

"Cloud tells Rufus that he has heard Rufus never move like a frog while having sex on a bed."

Is this one of those things where we should question if that is even physically possible?

"He is worrying that Rufus will have such sad life as he had. Zeng comes to him. He asks Tsuon to look after Rufus. Zeng is willing to do anything to satisfy Rufus's father because he is also Zeng's father."

*pure confusion*

"Sephiroth tells that Cloud is mad. Cloud tells that he is not different from usual. Sephiroth tells that if Cloud is normal, he will show his butts and asks Sephiroth to fuck him."

Poor Cloud, always the butts of someone's joke.

"Sephiroth gives a pretty gift to Cloud and sees Cloud starts weeping. He kisses cloud's lips and genital. They start making love. Next day, Cloud catches a cold."

"He wants to play a trick to Cloud, so he takes the water hose from Cloud's hand and spray water on Cloud. Cloud get very mad, so takes the hose back from Zax and put it into Zax's pants. Zax gets a lot of wet all over his pants."

"Cloud complains why Zax does such thing to him. Cloud attempts escape from Zax, but he cannot. Zax pulls up Cloud's shirts and puts his hand into Cloud's pants. He even starts playing Cloud's genital and puts his finger into Cloud's butts. Zax carries up one of Cloud7s leg and puts his penis into Cloud. Cloud says "No", but he start feeling some ecstasy. "

"Zeng is worrying about Rufus. He takes a little poppy to Rufus. Rufus neglects the poppy. He turns off the light and jumps on his bed. Zeng comes to Rufus bed room. Rufus tells that he does not have any idea what he has to do when he sees the innocent poppy's eyes. Zeng comes close to Rufus and tells that Rufus does not have to anything. He says that he can always take care of Rufus forever."

"The main story of this doujinshi is about Leno. He must have a duty as a secret service, but he is playing gamble. <b>Explosion</b>! He runs to Rufus."

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Bwahahaha! -- Catseye, Fri, Apr 23 2004, 19:40:11

Oh no! Beam! -- The Sofa Of Death, Sat, Apr 24 2004, 18:54:24