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Date Posted: 13:31:05 01/06/04 Tue
Author: b
Author Host/IP: evrtwa1-ar2-4-62-023-087.evrtwa1.dsl-verizon.net / 4.62.23.87
Subject: Yep. *checks out everyones arse, for good measure*
In reply to: Doyle 's message, "As well as..." on 00:45:57 01/06/04 Tue

I found this just a tad insulting.





Boromir son of Denethor II

"death isn't the handicap it used to be in the olden days. it doesn't screw your career up like it used to."*I laugh uproariously at the Red Dwarf quote!!*

for starters you're dead, which is always a bit of a problem, but hey, you still get a really trendy death scene. so you tried to take the ring, well, it's not like frodo was actually doing anything useful with it anyway, and he offered it to everyone else. although maybe attacking him wasn't the best plan of action, but then again he is a total gimp. anyway, if anyone ever blames you, just say it was your unhappy childhood. 'cos let's face it, your brother is a prat and your father is insane. perhaps you were adopted.


you only want two things. to help to save gondor, and aragorn. unfortunately, because you consistently get ignored by everyone, you never get to have either. regardless of how logical your reasoning is, or reasonable your suggestions are, no one ever pays attention. for some reason they all want to blindly follow the ideas of gandalf or aragorn. perhaps you are ignored because you're one of the youngest members of the fellowship, even frodo is older than you.


you go to rivendell because you and your brother have a dream, and since you're there, elrond kindly invites you to the council meeting. obviously this is a great chance to continue checking out aragorn, since you made a bit of a dick of yourself when you cut your finger on that sword and then dropped it on the ground. although the sword was broken anyway so it probably didn't matter that much.


you are clearly very impressed with the ring when it is revealed, but who wouldn't be. anyway, this ring, obviously, is the big chance to save gondor. however when you try to logically suggest this to everyone they dismiss your suggestions, preferring instead to mumble a whole lot of crap about no one being able to wield it. has any one actually seriously tried?


but, like usual you get talked over, and they all decide to ditch the ring. however aragorn does promise that he will go to gondor with you if you decide to tag along with the fellowship. at least aragorn seems to be quite receptive to your advances, at least most of the time, although things can get quite angsty between you. possibly because you don't seem to be able to have a conversation with out mentioning gondor, and what a trendy place it is, and how everyone should go there. if only they had given you the ring perhaps you could have done something about saving it.


unfortunately you missed your chance to get the ring when frodo dropped it on caradhras, but hey- everyone makes mistakes. at least you eventually get kissed by aragorn, which means you are 10 points up on the elf, who is desperate for that opportunity but never actually makes it.

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