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Date Posted: 00:45:57 01/06/04 Tue
Author: Doyle
Author Host/IP: ESS-p-144-138-109-43.mega.tmns.net.au / 144.138.109.43
Subject: As well as...
In reply to: b 's message, "seems the author has a tremendous obsession." on 00:29:04 01/06/04 Tue

checking out the arses of the male characters. So did you do the test, who'd you get? This is who I got (kinda scary):

Meriadoc Brandybuck

'An apple a day keeps Sauron away'

"although you definitely have an obsession with apples, and you also seem to rather like carrots, you are not quite as food-obsessed as pippin. you're also not quite as feeble as frodo and not as blindly devoted as sam, so all up, you are probably the the most well-balanced of the four hobbits. you are also the only one of the hobbits who appears to take any interest in where you are going or how you might be getting there. however, you're really not up against much competition considering that you are the only one who ever looks at any maps. you also seem to be the only hobbit with any individual dress sense, although whether that yellow waistcoat is a good thing or a bad thing is a matter of some contention.


you join the fellowship simply because you don't want to be left behind, since you're certainly not much interested in the ring. however, noone really seems to want you around, gandalf seems to prefer younger hobbits, like pippin, sam's too busy chasing frodo, and everyone else except boromir blatantly ignores you, and even boromir only hangs around with you when he's trying to make aragorn jealous.


you are the first one to notice that there are black riders in bree, but, since you just faint at the sight of them and spend the better part of the evening lying in the road, it probably isn't very useful. nonetheless, you are smart enough to help gandalf open the doors to moria and this is probably your greatest claim to fame. unfortunately, once the doors have been opened, you degenerate back to comic relief.


you seem to think more about pippin than you do about anything else, and you are certainly more concerned when you are separated from him, than when you are separated from frodo and sam. it appears that the most fun you had was in rivendell when frodo was still wounded. sam was busy hanging off frodo's arm and you and pippin were left to your own devices. well, obviously, you were involved in learning elvish or discussing the fate middle earth with elrond? one is sure you wouldn't have been doing anything else, hiding away under those trees."

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