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Subject: 女仔睇足球(2006/06/29)


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舒展超
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Date Posted: 06:09:42 07/01/06 Sat

女仔睇足球?一句講晒:睇靚仔而已。
不知從甚麼時候開始,開賽前唱兩隊國歌那段「悶場」,也會在電視上全程直播出來;例牌還會有一位攝影師,同時以近鏡把每一位正選球員的「大頭樣」橫掃一次,讓大家看個清楚。想來,這必定是照顧女性觀眾的需要吧!
唱南韓國歌時,女觀眾會說:「嘩,個個都係單眼皮加粗眉,冇個得;人家阿Rain的單眼皮單得幾靚?起碼都俾個安貞桓我睇下啦,做乜坉曮Y正選呀!」
唱某非洲隊國歌時,女觀眾又道:「哈,乜呢班『皮蛋』個個樣都一樣的?根本都分唔到邊個打邊個!」
不用多說,唱英格蘭國歌時女觀眾最興奮:「碧咸真係好靚仔呀!」但除了碧咸外,要她數其他球員,頂多只會認得「肥仔」朗尼而已,甚麼林柏特、謝拉特、祖高爾嘛,她根本亦搞不清楚邊個打邊個。
碧咸一入鏡,話知坋g波、傳波、開波定掂唔到波,女觀眾定必呼叫:「好靚仔!好靚仔!」入了球更是不得了。入波之後,鏡頭例必送上現場碧咸嫂Victoria的反應,女觀眾卻會扁嘴道:「如果唔係吽A碧咸實會鍾意我!」
我錯了,我更正:女仔睇足球?一句講晒:睇碧咸而已。

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