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Subject: 代乜代物服務(2006/07/27)


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舒展超
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Date Posted: 02:53:26 07/28/06 Fri

繼「秘密信託服務」、「魔法產品服務」之後,我又在網上拍賣場見到幾則另類「代勞服務」。(引號內乃其產品描述,括號內則是在下的意見。)
代摺星星服務:「三毫子一粒,而星星大小及紙張會影響價格。可議價,有存貨,可送特定數量的星星去表達一些重要訊息給您喜歡的人,例如九十九粒、九百九十九粒等等。」(乜摺星星都可以找人代摺?唔係要親手摺來表達自己誠心傍@、誠意祝福的咩?)
代畫聖誕卡生日卡Thankyou卡乜都可以:「本人雖是十六歲中三學生,但美術設計成績唔錯,想藉此提高自己水準和幫補家庭。乜卡都可,你想加乜字都得,不過唔好太多。A4紙一半大小,十五元起,視乎難度。因為我晚上時間要返工,所以唔會接太多。」(不知怎的,我想起經典卡通《義犬報恩》那位愛繪畫的孩子尼路。)
代做末牷G「就快暑假,大家有乜做呀?我就乜都冇。有冇人唔想做暑期末狶r?我可以幫手謘I不過, 只限小學至中一,價錢另議。我的成績唔錯,中上的,可因應你的要求作標準。」(咪以為冇人會理吽A網上已有兩人向他留言詢問了!乜今時今日的學生們,真係咁等錢使?)

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