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Date Posted: 09:04:47 06/29/03 Sun
Author: Laurelina Windsong
Subject: halarious!!!
In reply to: Dunshee 's message, "Planets" on 20:01:20 06/25/03 Wed

>sit down and listen good now
>no noise must you make
>not even a tiny peep
>be quiet for heavens sake!
>
>this story I am tellin
>is definetly true
>it happened long ago
>when the universe was new
>
>the stars sun and moon
>all witnessed this event
>so if you think me wrong
>they'll tell you what I meant
>
>back far in time
>when ukuleles flew
>and orangutangs and wizards
>ate plum and asteroid stew
>
>when whistling whifflepods
>swam sideways in the sea
>and gurgling gantragaks
>never ever missed tea
>
>This story is filled
>with tragedy and woe
>it's painful to tell
>but you really must know
>
>poor Venus was crying
>he shimmering tears bright
>and Neptune was weeping
>his tears dark as night
>
>small Pluto was whining
>with tiny toe-sized tears
>whilst Mercury was sniveling
>tears dried up with the sun so near
>
>Uranus was sobbing
>his triangle tears green
>even Mars was bawling
>for once he wasn't mean
>
>and Saturn was blubbering
>giant tears rising down
>Jupiter was wailing
>small Pluto almost drowned
>
>the reason for the planets
>crying night and day
>was that they all were thirsty
>for Earth had drunk the milky way
>
>so now you know the reason
>the planets never speak
>next time i'll tell you
>what happened later that week

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hehehe! Reminds me of Dr. Sues poems! -- Talno Moonwhisp, 12:01:48 06/29/03 Sun