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Date Posted: 14:04:21 06/06/01 Wed
Author: Bjorn
Author Host/IP: ip168.128.54.216.in-addr.arpa / 216.54.128.168
Subject: The dynamic duo at it again :))))

It was a rainy day and not allot of people were outside. Most were in for the evening, drinking ale and telling lies around the fire. The Dukster was giving tips on wrestling moves and Kingel was laid up in bed trying not to laugh because she had just been through a tough fight. Malek had just returned from afar and was quietly taking in the scenery, not sure what to believe.

In walked Wil and Bjorn, torn and slightly black from apparently being on a rotisserie with Diablo as the chef! Even through the soot and scars, everyone could see the smiles on the two amazons faces. They walked over to the bar, ordered up four ales and pounded them instantly. Then they looked at each other and Bjorn said” Well old friend, we did it yet again. I thought we were done there for a minute. You saved my arse yet again!”

“Twas nothing my friend, as you too covered my behind quite well! “ said Wil. Suddenly the two became aware everyone was staring at them. “WHAT” yelled Bjorn? “You never saw two bruised up triumphant butt kicking Amazons before?” A roar of laughter filled the room and Wil shouted” Ales for everyone! For we have defeated the master of evil himself yet again today!”

Then the story started to be told. Baddies everywhere, arrows and bolts filling the sky. The two were like one, dropping everything that moved. The strafe from Wil was astounding and it complemented the ice and fire from Bjorn to a tee! “It doesn’t get much better than a bowazon and a megazon combo!” Bjorn retorted. “Yea, but we could have used a Barbarian for a decoy!” Wil exclaimed. They both looked at Duk and started snickering.

They laughed and lied, I mean told stories well into the morning hours. Several Ale runs were made by the barkeep and we all celebrated and toasted to the ones we miss and the ones gone before us. “To Excalibur and all its friends!!!!!” sounded everyone.



Thank Wil for a great game. Now on to nightmare! BTW, just to let you all know. 2 little old mostly defenseless amazons of level 25ish whooped bucket head with ease. Well, ok we died a few times but overall pretty easily. Amazons rule baby!!!!!!!!
(when done correctly)

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