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Subject: Re: Is there anybody OUT THERE


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Joker
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Date Posted: Saturday, October 06, 09:11:16am
In reply to: Stir Master 's message, "Re: Is there anybody OUT THERE" on Thursday, October 04, 06:06:15am
 I definetly don't have any words like Queen! All I have is a little jokey joke....


A married couple walked into a sandal shop. The Jamaican clerk said to them,

"I have some special sandals I think you would be interested in. Dey make you wild at sex."

Well, the wife was really interested in buying the sandals after what the man claimed, but her husband felt he really
didn't need them, being the sex god he was.

The husband asked the man,

"How could sandals make you into a sex freak?"

The Jamaican replied,

"Just try dem on, Mon."

So, the husband, after some badgering from his wife, finally gave in, and tried them on.

As soon as he slipped them onto his feet, he got this wild look in his eyes, something his wife hadn't seen in many years!

In the blink of an eye, the husband grabbed the Jamaican, bent him violently over a table, yanked down his pants,
ripped down his own pants, and grabbed a firm hold of the Jamaican's hips.

The Jamaican then began screaming,

"You got dem on de wrong feet, Mon!"


Hey Stir...keep them sandals on the right feet man! Hahaha
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Re: Is there anybody OUT THEREQueenSaturday, October 06, 07:51:59pm
Re: Is there anybody OUT THEREAlphaThursday, October 11, 08:22:18pm

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