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Date Posted: 06:16:22 02/27/01 Tue
Author: Johnny Reb
Subject: Can ya'll keep up?

(A young man is jogging down an old country road. It's Johnny Reb on his way home from school. As he turns down the driveway, he knows he's made the 20 mile jog from town & it's only 1 more mile to the house! His dog greats him about halfway down the driveway, & they both sprint to the house! Johnny fills his dogs bowl w/ fresh water, & then goes in the house & pops open a cold bottle of orange juice. As he relaxes on the porch, he hears his dad yelling...)
Dad: (Walking out on the porch) Howdy son, how was school today?
Johnny: 'Bout the same as usual.
Dad: Well lets not be sitin' round all day. You need to be trainin' fer yer match tonight!
Johnny: I know, I know... (Johnny walks over to the workout barn as the camera fades...)

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