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Date Posted: 07:56:35 02/27/01 Tue
Author: Deputy Jeff Coyote
Subject: Re: A REBEL w/ a cause!
In reply to: The Rebel 's message, "A REBEL w/ a cause!" on 14:43:56 02/26/01 Mon

(the scene opens up in the Texas Slaughterhouse ranch
it is a sunny day and hot .The construction crew just finished the new underground septic tank yet the smell still lingers in the field where the above ground septic tank used to be.
The demented Texan deputy Jeff Coyote stands by his wood rail and looks at the camera.
he is standing tall,6foot8 275 Lbs(he lost 5 pounds in the hospital).His hair ,long and stringy sticks out of his black stetson hat like straw.
He has a wide smile that belys his cold psychopathic nature.
His whole face seems to be bright with joy except for his cold steel grey eyes.)
Deputy"REBAL,you dang @!#$%^&*#@$%^&*$%^&* son I aim to whoop y'all like your daddy shoulda done a coons age ago!
Y'all aint the Prez here like y;all are in the CWA.
Buddy I done whooped ever last toadstool y'all put me against and now my sights are set on your gun toten self.
Shoot up all the game y'all can ,eat 'em up little man.
You will need all that protien.
Better get some iron too,cause I am gonna bleed you out!
(he flexes his massive arms )
You see Rebal I have been in this sport a long ass time and I have seen little foreign object ,usin,gone totin,scallywags like y'all.
I am from Texas ,the biggest dadburn state this side of the pecos!
Y'all aint got that Crestview Giant here to protect you neither!
When I get you in the ring I am going to show you what a Texas Bronco Buster feels like!
YEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAWWW
(He gets out a whip and walks over to other side of the rail.
He has chickens with thier feet superglued to the rail.
One by one he snaps them in half as they squack and flap thier wings trying in vain to escape.
The camera fades to red)

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