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Date Posted: 16:59:18 07/29/03 Tue
Author: Hierophant
Author Host/IP: 64.123.239.168
Subject: I'm bored so I'm gonna write a poem real quick of the top of my head....here goes.

Running, Running, directions confused
Don't know why he swallowed the pen
Or if this condoms been used.

I do know, however,
manly men swim like geese
even in the worst of weather
balls covered only by a warm fleece.

Speaking of large balls
I can only wonder:
"If I play with mine, will it echo through the halls?"

What about earth?
How did it use to be?
Did grass grow bright red?
And monkeys drink tea?

Tooth decay is upon us
The children can't sleep
When I first met my uncle darrel
He was bangin his sheep.

For my hair is twisted and rotten
My ears you wonna rape
My les is missing
And my asshole, crammed with tape.

So for you I offer these words
Words of wisdom, to live by each day
"Life is a journey, many come, many go...
but all is neccessary for the quest of the best lay"


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