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Subject: What if God was one of us?


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Corie
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Date Posted: Monday, July 28, 10:15:01am

Well, in the unlikely event that god fell from the sky and wanted to hang out with me alone, I think the first thing I would do would be to take him somewhere where he could experience sex. That way he'd never have to worry about that emaculate conception because... who wants a child if you dont even get an orgasm in the process?
Anyway, then I'd probably take him to Sope Creek and let him frolic in the water, cause let's face it, it's one of the best places on earth.
Next time: Bathingsuits, and dry shoes.
Perhaps I'd take him on a ferris wheel ride in conyers too... THHATS IT! I'll just take him to conyers. There are plenty of diseased 10 year olds willing to sleep with a gray old man!
Perfect.

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