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Subject: god and me


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nat
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Date Posted: Monday, July 28, 10:51:49am

first i think i would ask him a plethora of uncomfortable questions. i have a little bit of bitterness with this old man...assuming he does in fact exist. so i'd ask him for answers. and you know what? he couldn't get away with "God did it"...because...well...he IS god.

then after we get over our grievances maybe i could buddy buddy it up w/ him. in which case i thiiink...

i'm w/ corie on the sope creek thing. i think that's one of my new favorite places. i'm going to have to figure out how i can drive there on my own...so i can take God there, of course. then, since i'm w/ God and i'm sure he can take care of travel plans in a snap, we'd definitely go rock climbing out in the colorado rockies. heck yeah! if i'm going to hang out w/ an extreme guy, i think we should do some extreme stuff.

oh oh! and then i'd take him to a new jersey/anaheim hockey game. oh yeah baby. i wanna see if God takes sides in sports. every team is praying for the big win...but to whom does God choose to grant such a thing? anyway, it would be interesting to see God with an adrenaline and testosterone rush.

then, assuming he had a good time, i'd ask him for a few favors. like maybe prettier eyes or something. larger breasts perhaps. it'd be like supernatural plastic surgery. lol. surely there can be no moral wrong if the operation is performed by God himself??

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