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Date Posted: 11/20/03 3:10pm
Author: Anita
Subject: O/T "Good ole California"

I received this by email, there are some people who live in California on this board?

Subject: Good Ol' California


Not to be outdone by all the redneck, hillbilly, & Texan jokes... You know you're in California when......

1. Your coworker has 8 body piercing and none are visible.

2. You make over $300,000 and still can't afford a house.

3. You take a bus and are shocked at two people carrying on a
conversation in English.

4. Your child's 3rd-grade teacher has purple hair, a nose ring, and is named Breeze.

5. You can't remember...is pot illegal?

6. You've been to a baby shower that has two mothers and a sperm donor.

7.. You know which restaurant serves the freshest arugula.

8. You can't remember...is pot illegal?

9. A really great parking space can totally move you to tears.

10. A low speed police pursuit will interrupt ANY TV broadcast.

11. Gas costs $1.00 per gallon more than anywhere else in the US

12. A man gets on the bus in full leather regalia and crotchless chaps. You don't even notice.

13. Unlike back home, the guy at 8:30am at Starbucks wearing the baseball cap and sunglasses who looks like George Clooney really IS George Clooney.

14. Your car insurance costs as much as your house payment.

15. Your hairdresser is straight, your plumber is gay, the woman who delivers your mail is into S & M, and your Mary Kay rep is a guy in drag.

16. You can't remember...is pot illegal?

17. Its barely sprinkling rain and there's a report on every news station: "STORM WATCH 2003."

18. You pass an elementary school playground and the children are all busy with their cells or pagers.

19. It's barely sprinkling rain outside, so you leave for work an hour early to avoid all the weather-related accidents.

20. Hey!!!! Is Pot Illegal????

21. The Terminator is your new governor.

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