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Date Posted: 11/21/03 12:52pm
Author: Freestyle
Subject: Re: O/T "Good ole California"
In reply to: Anita 's message, "O/T "Good ole California"" on 11/20/03 3:10pm

I received that e-mail a couple days ago too. Being from Ca, I have to admit that most of them are sad, but true! I especially like #17...I know a few weather stations that have brought out all their fancy storm tracking devices just to show us on the radar that there isn't any rain, and we can expect pleasant weather

>I received this by email, there are some people who
>live in California on this board?
>
>Subject: Good Ol' California
>
>
>Not to be outdone by all the redneck, hillbilly, &
>Texan jokes... You know you're in California when......
>
>1. Your coworker has 8 body piercing and none are
>visible.
>
>2. You make over $300,000 and still can't afford a
>house.
>
>3. You take a bus and are shocked at two people
>carrying on a
>conversation in English.
>
>4. Your child's 3rd-grade teacher has purple hair, a
>nose ring, and is named Breeze.
>
>5. You can't remember...is pot illegal?
>
>6. You've been to a baby shower that has two mothers
>and a sperm donor.
>
>7.. You know which restaurant serves the freshest
>arugula.
>
>8. You can't remember...is pot illegal?
>
>9. A really great parking space can totally move you
>to tears.
>
>10. A low speed police pursuit will interrupt ANY TV
>broadcast.
>
>11. Gas costs $1.00 per gallon more than anywhere else
>in the US
>
>12. A man gets on the bus in full leather regalia and
>crotchless chaps. You don't even notice.
>
>13. Unlike back home, the guy at 8:30am at Starbucks
>wearing the baseball cap and sunglasses who looks like
>George Clooney really IS George Clooney.
>
>14. Your car insurance costs as much as your house
>payment.
>
>15. Your hairdresser is straight, your plumber is gay,
>the woman who delivers your mail is into S & M, and
>your Mary Kay rep is a guy in drag.
>
>16. You can't remember...is pot illegal?
>
>17. Its barely sprinkling rain and there's a report on
>every news station: "STORM WATCH 2003."
>
>18. You pass an elementary school playground and the
>children are all busy with their cells or pagers.
>
>19. It's barely sprinkling rain outside, so you leave
>for work an hour early to avoid all the
>weather-related accidents.
>
>20. Hey!!!! Is Pot Illegal????
>
>21. The Terminator is your new governor.

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  • Re: O/T "Good ole California" -- Cookie, 11/22/03 12:17am
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