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Date Posted: 08:57:44 04/07/09 Tue
Author: Expensive Bike Division, Master's 40+, Rich Doctor Winner
Subject: Re: Where are my fucking race results???
In reply to: Ralph 's message, "Re: Where are my fucking race results???" on 20:44:50 04/06/09 Mon

I won that race with a pair of bora ultras on my pinarello prince with campy record 11.I invited both your wives back to my house to comfort them. Long story short, I fucked your wives. They wanted to know what it was like to bang a real cyclist.

>Word
>
>>told my bitch to bring the deep dish carbon wheels and
>>she shows up with the climbing set, beat the fuck out
>>of her
>
>
>>>>What the fuck is going on. I showed up at Tilles
>>>>today for the first bike race of my life. I enter
>>the
>>>>Cat 4/5 Master's 40+ Clydesdale expensve bike
>>>>division. I think I was top 30. It has been 6
>hours
>>>>and still no results posted. I wanted to check the
>>>>avg. speed with my Garmin GPS for accuracy.
>>>I hate Pinarello's but God Damn, that's funny. You're
>>>right, That crit does have some major climbs.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>>I can get a replacement derailluer hanger for my
>>>>Pinarello quicker than that.
>>>>
>>>>See, this is what is wrong with bike racing. Lose
>>the
>>>>fucking euro attitude and get me my fucking results.
>>>>
>>>>BTW, where is next weeks race. I hope it is flatter
>>>>than Tilles. Those climbs killed me.

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