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Date Posted: 22:19:29 03/04/02 Mon
Author: Raistlin
Author Host/IP: 12-245-28-30.client.attbi.com / 12.245.28.30
Subject: here's something

This conversation between karn and me is a few months old, and I just noticed the other day that I saved it onto my hard drive. The game we were talking about is Fallout 2, which I made a copy of and mailed to him for Christmas. Enjoy.

SomeGuy52: if I come online tomorrow night and you still haven't played it, I'm going to have to ask you to return it
SomeGuy52: unless there was a death in the family or something
bloody stitchez: i refuse to return it!
SomeGuy52: if you haven't played it by tomorrow, then you don't deserve it
bloody stitchez: i deserve it more then anybody!
SomeGuy52: I've been hyping it for months and you've owned it for two days
SomeGuy52: if you really deserved it, you'd have played a couple hours of it by now
bloody stitchez: it just so happens that i got it when i got three other new games, too!
SomeGuy52: three new games that aren't as good
bloody stitchez: well i dont know that!
SomeGuy52: well, I do and I've said it many times
bloody stitchez: i'll judge for myself when i get around to it.
SomeGuy52: you'll get around to it before tomorrow night or you will return it
bloody stitchez: you cant make me
SomeGuy52: I'll get a rent-a-thug to beat it out of your possession
bloody stitchez: i'm not afraid of your rent-o-thugs!
SomeGuy52: you will be!
SomeGuy52: unless you play the game
bloody stitchez: i'll play it when i'm damn well ready to!
bloody stitchez: and even if i sent it back to you, its already installed on my computer, so it wouldnt matter!
SomeGuy52: as long as that's before tomorrow night, no problem
SomeGuy52: I'd have the rent-a-thug delete it
bloody stitchez: i'd just turn off the machine!
bloody stitchez: he wouldnt be able to figure out how to turn it back on!
SomeGuy52: he knows how to push the power button!
bloody stitchez: i'll bet he doesnt!
SomeGuy52: my rent-a-thugs aren't stupid
bloody stitchez: i'd flip the lil switch on the back off, too!
SomeGuy52: even if he couldn't figure it out, it would just be worse for you, anyway
SomeGuy52: he'd just bust it up with his axe
bloody stitchez: no.
SomeGuy52: yes
SomeGuy52: then you'd have no computer at all
bloody stitchez: i'd shoot your thug with my gun.
SomeGuy52: he has a bullet proof suit
bloody stitchez: no he doesnt. not on his fat head, he doesnt!
SomeGuy52: the suit comes with a helmet
SomeGuy52: kind of like those helmets that welders wear
SomeGuy52: except his is bullet proof
bloody stitchez: i'd gas him, then shoot him.
SomeGuy52: then I'd hire a ninja the next time!
SomeGuy52: that'd show you
bloody stitchez: i'd just gas him, too.
SomeGuy52: he's all sneaky-like
bloody stitchez: i'd wear a gas mask and just have gas constantly occurring in my room.
SomeGuy52: you wouldn't know he's there until your cd was gone
SomeGuy52: well, then I'd hire a gas mask wearing ninja the next time
bloody stitchez: but i'd probalby notice him playing at my compute trying to delete it!
SomeGuy52: no
SomeGuy52: he's all with the sneakiness
bloody stitchez: i'd just shoot your ninja
bloody stitchez: bullets are faster then ninjas
SomeGuy52: you can't shoot someone who you don't know is there
bloody stitchez: how sneaky can you be sitting at a desk in front of a computer?
SomeGuy52: maybe he'll use infrared goggles!
SomeGuy52: ha!
bloody stitchez: but... i'd still see him there!
SomeGuy52: not if he has infrared goggles
bloody stitchez: that doesnt make any damn sense!
bloody stitchez: just cuz he's wearing goggles doesnt make him invisible!
SomeGuy52: so?
bloody stitchez: so i could see him!
SomeGuy52: maybe I'll have him wear red and then stealthily put the goggles on YOUR head
SomeGuy52: bam! I'm the greatest planner ever
bloody stitchez: i'd notice a red freak running around my room!
SomeGuy52: not if you have infrared goggles on!
SomeGuy52: then he'd be as invisible as pie!
bloody stitchez: but pie isnt invisible at all!!
SomeGuy52: oh yes it is
bloody stitchez: and i'd see him BEFORE he put the goggles on!
SomeGuy52: not if he did it all stealthily!
bloody stitchez: in a red outfit, it'd be hard to maneuver stealthily in my room!
bloody stitchez: he wouldnt blend at all!
SomeGuy52: he's a ninja. Ninjas are good with the stealth
bloody stitchez: he'd have to come in wearing black, slip the goggles on, then change into red!
bloody stitchez: but i'd STILL see him in the black before he put the goggles on!
SomeGuy52: no you wouldn't!
bloody stitchez: yes i would!
SomeGuy52: nope
bloody stitchez: to use your analogy, your crap-assed ninjas are about as stealthy as pie!
SomeGuy52: he's stealthy! He can blend in with anything!
SomeGuy52: right
bloody stitchez: which is NOT stealthy in the least!
SomeGuy52: yes it is
SomeGuy52: when was the last time you saw a pie sneaking around your house?
bloody stitchez: pie is NOT stealthy.
SomeGuy52: the answer is never because they are very stealthy
bloody stitchez: pie doesnt have the capability to sneak!
bloody stitchez: its pie!
SomeGuy52: it does, too!
bloody stitchez: how in the hell does pie sneak?!
SomeGuy52: I can't say yet because I have yet to catch one in the act
SomeGuy52: they're so stealthy that even I don't notice it
bloody stitchez: i dont think you ever will. because pie does not sneak.
SomeGuy52: they do, too!
bloody stitchez: what purpose does pie have for snekaing around?!
SomeGuy52: getting information
bloody stitchez: what kind of information does a pie need?!
bloody stitchez: and if you've never seen one, how do you know this?!
SomeGuy52: information on what kind of pie those people like to eat. If the people like the kind of pie that the particular pie is, it runs away
SomeGuy52: I just know
bloody stitchez: well, they wouldnt need to sneak for that. if the pie is in the house, there's a good chance that its there to be eaten. pies are for eating. not for looking at.
SomeGuy52: it still sneaks around to get information, though
bloody stitchez: well, waht kind of information?!
SomeGuy52: important information!
bloody stitchez: like what?!
SomeGuy52: like information that is very important
bloody stitchez: such as...? and be specific!
SomeGuy52: like what kind of pie the people like
bloody stitchez: we discussed that already. that doesnt make any sense. cuz if the pie is in the house, its goign to be eaten, and it knows that.
SomeGuy52: there are a lot of pies that never get eaten
bloody stitchez: most pies do though.
SomeGuy52: because the people were lying about what kind of pie they like
bloody stitchez: thats crazy!
SomeGuy52: it's true, though
bloody stitchez: you made that last part up!
bloody stitchez: nobody lies about what kind of pie they like!
SomeGuy52: I did NOT
SomeGuy52: they lie all the time because they know the pie could be listening in
bloody stitchez: cuz if they lie about what kind of pie they like, they get stuck with disgusting pie that they hate!!!
SomeGuy52: they say they don't like the kind of pie they actually do
SomeGuy52: then the pie feels safe
bloody stitchez: and dont you think that people notice when their pies are all of a sudden missing cuz the pie "ran away?"
SomeGuy52: they do wonder about it
SomeGuy52: they notice and try to figure out what happened
SomeGuy52: the only reason for a missing pie is that it ran away
bloody stitchez: i have openly admitted what kind of pies i like in the very presence of those pies then have come back later to find that the pie was still there.
SomeGuy52: it was resting up before it was going to run away
bloody stitchez: that was very stupid of every pie i have ever eaten then.
bloody stitchez: because i have never had a pie run away on me!
SomeGuy52: maybe they switched with another pie
bloody stitchez: i dont think so.
SomeGuy52: well, that's probably what they did
bloody stitchez: i think you are wrong. i have taken a piece of a pie then come back and the same piece was still missing.
bloody stitchez: or do pies lose the ability to run once a piece has been taken away?
SomeGuy52: after you take a piece, it's dead
SomeGuy52: yes
bloody stitchez: why dont they make a scream of terror when you stick the knife in?
bloody stitchez: why dont they try to defend themselves?
SomeGuy52: what's wrong with you? They don't have vocal chords
SomeGuy52: and they don't have arms for defending themselves
bloody stitchez: but they have legs to run with?
bloody stitchez: and they have emotions?
SomeGuy52: they can't reveal their legs to people
SomeGuy52: it's against the rules
SomeGuy52: and they have emotions
bloody stitchez: why not?!
SomeGuy52: because it's against the rules!
bloody stitchez: that does NOT make any damn sense!
SomeGuy52: it makes tons of sense
bloody stitchez: what rules?!
SomeGuy52: the rules of the pies
bloody stitchez: ...

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