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Date Posted: 16:02:36 03/09/05 Wed
Author: LaneyLounge
Subject: The Top 16 Signs Your City's Not So Bright

Men's Health magazine recently named Ft. Wayne,
IN, as the country's dumbest city -- just barely
beating out Newark, Las Vegas and Corpus Christi.

The Top 16 Signs Your City's Not So Bright

16> The mayor's got the key to the city in a big magnetic box
under his rear bumper.

15> It just spent the entire mass transit budget on transporter
technology.

14> The local Holiday Inn is open only on holidays.

13> Automatic 20-percent water bill discount if your zodiac sign
is the same as the mayor's.

12> The local chapter of MENSA holds its annual meeting on the
first Thursday of each month.

11> Ballot referendum to name the new sports facility somehow
results in a landslide for Pat Buchanan Arena.

10> You kick millionaire Steve Fossett out of town and 67 hours
later he's back again.

9> Your budget-conscious mayor just approved the design for a
combination railroad/bicycle path.

8> City subway tokens all have Jared's face on them.

7> Its slogan: "Gateway to Gonorrhea!"

6> Every stop sign in town has the phrase "...and then go" bolted
to the bottom.

5> City Hall is located at the intersection of Jessica Simpson
Blvd. and Britney Spears Ave.

4> As the citizens of Poopyturd Falls will attest, you'd better
make sure some legal safeguards are in place before you
decide to resolve a budget shortfall with that "rename our
town" gimmick on eBay.

3> Your mayor gets re-elected running under the campaign slogan,
"Bitch set me up!"

2> To improve the town's image, the population unanimously voted
to change the name from "Skanksville" to "Skanksburg."

and Topfive.com's Number 1 Sign Your City's Not So Bright...

1> City Council just granted an Indian Gaming license to
a business consortium from New Delhi.

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[> Go figure! Las Vegas is a "not bright" place! -- LL, 01:43:40 03/10/05 Thu [1]

I can so see those stats holding up!

Nevada and Indiana. What are those odds?

I'm still rooting for the Saints to win.

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