| Subject: Re: Why there will never be a brown M&M spokescandy |
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Big Jeff
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Date Posted: 09:35:31 07/20/11 Wed
In reply to:
Big Jeff
's message, "Re: Why there will never be a brown M&M spokescandy" on 09:19:45 07/20/11 Wed
>>Think about it...(Or listen to me.)
>>
>>Well first of all each existing spokescandy is not
>>only a different color but a different kind of M&M.
>>
>>Red = Milk Chocolate
>>Yellow = Peanut
>>Crispy = Crispy
>>Green = Mint Milk Chocolate
>>Blue = Dark Chocolate Peanut
>>Orange(Female) = Peanutbutter
> Almond = Almond
>>So technically they'd have to make a new kind of M&M
>>to include a brown spokescandy.(But there's already 27
different varieties of M&M's) Which they will(not),
>>except not for the brown, but for the new, purple M&M.
(Purple is not new. It was one of the original colors that
was replaced by the tan M&Ms. The tan M&Ms were later
replaced by the blue M&Ms)
>>Why you ask? Well, this brings me to my main point.
>>
>>A brown spokescandy, no matter how hard they try to
>>cover it up, will always look black. (Except when it's
next to the black M&Ms) This would create
>>all sorts of problems. First and foremost, the general
>>public would be outraged and the NAACP would be on
>>their asses (already did that with blue) like "ugly on an
Osbourne." (greatest quote.. ever)(You talkin' 'bout
Kelly?) Second, they would then have to amend
>>the rest of the spokescadies to have each of them be
>>of a different ethnicity. (No, M&Ms have a worldwide
appeal, like Mickey Mouse)I say they should go by the
>>olympic colors, each representing a different
>>continent. We'd already have Africa, so blue,
>>representing Europe, would allow the blue M&M to
>>remain white. Yellow, representing Asia, would make
>>the yellow M&M asian. Red, The Americas, would make
>>red either indian or latino. Green, Australia... I
>>think that one should just stay the way it is... as
>>the single female. That only leaves orange and purple.
>>Orange can be some sort of semite, like a jew, muslim,
>>or hindu (are hindus semites?) And purple can be gay.
>>There, that covers all the minorities. But of course,
>>this can never happen, not in America. Now do you see
>>why there will never be a brown M&M spokescandy? With
>>something to think about, I'm Stoned Phillips.(<- Yeah,
so nosh out and shut up!!)
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