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Date Posted: 16:47:31 12/27/03 Sat
Author: Cody
Subject: Re: Favorite Lines from the Show
In reply to: Fox Mulder 's message, "Favorite Lines from the Show" on 15:30:32 12/26/03 Fri

Some favorites from this very site:

HANK (finding Luanne and Buckley in bed together): I'm in a crisis situation here. I've got to go find Bobby, you two take turns kicking each other's asses.

COTTON: My boy's a pump jockey. He works for tips.
HANK: Dad, I am not a pump j--
COTTON: Pump jockey!
HANK: Dad, I am not --
COTTON: Works for tips!

HANK: The only woman I'm pimping from now on is Sweet Lady Propane. And I'm tricking her out all over this town.

DALE: We brought food -- maybe we can squeeze moisture out of it. Let's see: Chips... barbecue chips... vinegar flavor... hot n' spicy... saltines! No!!!

HANK (being sworn in): Hey, this isn't the Bible, it's a Harry Potter book!
EMILY: We're not allowed to bring the Bible to school.

CAPTAIN: Okay, who here knows how to cut hair!
GAY SOLDIER: Don't answer! It's a trick!

PEGGY: If you try to stick the late Peggy Hill in an inferior casket, she will come back to haunt you. I will see to that.

BOBBY: Can I put a gun rack on my bike?
HANK: Do you know how long I've been waiting for you to ask me that?

HANK: All right, here's the deal. I don't believe in that gobbledygook about a subconscious or any other witchcraft. I won't take pills, I won't let you hypnotize or molest me.
PHILIP: Well, I can help you without using witchcraft, pills or molestation, but it won't be easy.

And of course I like when ever Hank adds "I tell you what" to his points and when Dale says "Wingo" or "Cha-za."

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